Reviews
Syngenor (1990)
Is this supposed to be funny?
I could have sworn the box said this was a horror movie. Syngenor is an utterly unimpressive piece of sci-fi trash. It has all the lousy acting, POOR continuity, and cheap special effects you've come to expect from movies like this. According to this movie, people react to fear by having sex. But what I wouldn't give to own a Deathrattle.....
Death Ship (1980)
THE SHIP NEEDS BLOOD! {or maybe just breath-assure}....
A sad-sack of a film about a group of cruise-goers who's cruise ship is rammed by a haunted oceanliner. Our inept survivors clamor aboard the vessel, which of course, being haunted, kills them one by one. I will give this farce credit, it's the only movie yet to have a woman killed by blood. Otherwise it's all abored-om.
Superbeast (1972)
A fun-filled jungle romp goes horrible bad!!
Okay that quote is misleading, there is nothing fun-filled about this movie at all. It manages not only to confuse you, it also can put you to sleep in twenty minutes or less. After watching this movie several times on cable I still don't know what's going on? Jungle beasts ??? Mad Doctors ??? Hello anyone out there??? guess not. Nothing actually happens until the last half-hour or so but, If you can watch it until then, well I got two words for you, DEEP HURTING. Unless of course you fall asleep before then.