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Retro Puppet Master (1999)
RETRO PANTSMASTER!!!!
What the hell were they thinking??? every single sequal to the original(and best) Puppet Master,has simply failed to please (with perhaps no.3 as an exception).As every year passes,the special effects have kept looking worse and worse,and now this franchise has very little to offer.How many times do they want to tell us the history of the puppets or their master???. bad camera work,bad effects,terrible editing,and.......there isn't a word to describe the acting.So I won't say one.
Punch-Out!! (1983)
a great little boxing game for a classic console
first of all,why have a load of video game titles for the Nintendo consoles (new and old) made their way onto the best film site on the internet? Anyway,that aside,this is one of the best video games in history!!! its non-serious tone makes it enjoyable for those who wouldn't ever go near a sports sim,and it has wonderful characters,each with their own style and personality.(just try to get by king hippo, or Mr.Dream!) Get nostalgic and give this one a go!!!!
Clifford (1994)
the sort of rubbish which could ruin cinema
an extremely surreal trip with a thirty year old man playing a ten year old. I mean just what the hell is that for a start? This is the kind of humor which can be found in such bargain bin "classics" as "Beethoven," and "Beethoven's 2nd." In other words,don't go near this, please,I IMPLORE YOU.
Critters (1986)
amusing, scary, and has a great 80's soundtrack!
This came out just a little too late, because it really is quite good, and deserves more credit. It can be seen to be a thinly disguised Gremlins rip-off,but I personally think that it is better than Joe Dante's kiddy friendly horror romp. There are some really funny moments within this top shelf sci-fi film, but to know what happens rent it out (cliche). (ps,the first sequal was also great, but don't go near the others with a barge pole,even though Leonardo DiCaprio starred in part three)(a great beginning to a c*** actor!)
Critters (1986)
amusing, scary, and has a great 80's soundtrack!
This came out just a little too late, because it really is quite good, and deserves more credit. It can be seen to be a thinly disguised Gremlins rip-off,but I personally think that it is better than Joe Dante's kiddy friendly horror romp. There are some really funny moments within this top shelf sci-fi film, but to know what happens rent it out (cliche). (ps,the first sequal was also great, but don't go near the others with a barge pole,even though Leonardo DiCaprio starred in part three)(a great beginning to a c*** actor!)
Meet the Feebles (1989)
The muppets on acid!
Very strange and very uncomforting, this is typical Jackson, from the same bowl as Brain-Dead and Bad Taste. Some very shocking moments and a fowl sense of humour all add up to a rather enjoyable film, after at least 5 pints (or more!).