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Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Blah film
In all honesty I went to see this movie with the expectation of watching two hours of inane space filler. I was not surprised with what I saw. The whole movie seemed to consist of the actors stumbling about fearfully in waist deep water, while massive "intelligent" fishies charged at them from out of the gloom to pick them off one by one. The screenwriters of this movie also took great liberties with the biology of these fish, as often as not we see the actors abrading themselves against the sides of these fish with no harmful effects at all. One other instance that I found amusing, was at one instance the main heroine is sploshing about in water up to her hip, and then a shark fin rises up behind her. Just where did this fish come from? Did it melt up from the floor?
Don't waste your time with this. Do anything else instead.
Eye of the Eagle (1987)
Classic Cheese
Bad bad bad movie. So bad it's funny. At numerous intervals in the movie you can see the frames "jump" horribly, giving the stunt men time to get set up. Its that good. Bad bad bad bad.....