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Oblivion (I) (2013)
5/10
Tommy get your TOP GUN!!!
26 April 2013
I will admit this is the first TOM CRUISE movie I have ever had the pleasure to lay my eyes upon, but it's not been from a lack of trying. In 1990 I purchased a secondhand VHS copy of a film called DAYS OF THUNDER, but unfortunately there was a film taped over it called COCKTAIL and I didn't stick around to watch the whole thing. I took the tape back to the flea market where I'd purchased it for $9, but the stupid stall was closed! I went back the next weekend and the owner's daughter told me that all sales were final and that I would have to keep the tape. I ended up opening my own stall at the Big Old County Flea Market and Swap Meet in June of 1992, and guess what the very first thing that I placed out for sale was? If you guessed that VHS copy of DAYS OF THUNDER/COCKTAIL then you win. It was also the first item I sold (for $4.50) at the booth, though if I'm remembering correctly it's also the only item i sold that summer back in 1992. Nobody wanted any of my other items, which were mostly old undershirts my recently passed father left behind. I also had about a dozen old (but still functioning) screwdrivers and two old (but not functioning) hammers. The tools had also belonged to my father, who died the previous winter of a cancer in his brain that had gone unnoticed until it was too late. He for some reason hadn't wanted to even try to fight it and in the end he just gave up.

OBLIVION left me speechless. The visual elements were by and far the most impressive I have ever seen in a TOM CRUISE movie, and the sound and music were top notch. I looked up the music players and it says the songs were made by a group called M80, just like the firecracker, which makes sense because the effects and sounds in this movie sometimes reminded me of watching a fireworks display. Not exactly like one, but it invoked the pleasant and slightly excited feeling one gets while sitting in the park on the 4th of July (or the 3rd or 5th of July, which I personally hate when it happens, but I guess because of permit restrictions or weather or what have you they sometimes just have to go ahead and do) waiting for the fireworks to begin, and the tingling you get on your neck and spine with the release of each firework. This movie (OBLIVION) also made me think of the end of the fireworks display when they shoot off all the rest of the fireworks at once and it's all a grand display with a wonderful payoff.

In the end, I will be recommending OBLIVION to most of my Algerian friends and all of the guys I know who grew up in Ethiopia. An old friend of mine once told me that if you have the knowledge and the inspiration, all that's left is to take action, and TOM CRUISE puts this saying to life with his performance in OBLIVION.
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Let Go (2011)
1/10
Quirky fo' quirks sake
29 August 2012
Let Go (2010) shoots for delightful. Unfortunately, it only actually hits somewhere around "let's light all copies on fire and do away with 'em". Quirky for the sake of being quirks, one only needs to be clued in by the movie's poster, one that looks all too much like the cover of a circa 2007 Urban Outfitters catalog.

In short, this thing is a wholly unsatisfying mess. If you crossed 'Little Miss Sunshine' with 'Juno' and rolled the combined goo in a chopped-up copy of 'Garden State', then forcefed the resulting paste to Kristen Schaal while Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg were chained up nearby, eyelids pinned back and forced to watch, you might have an interesting piece of cinematic art (or, if you ended up *really* lucky, marketable snuff film) that a future unmade sequel to 'Let's Go' would one day strive to be.
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Sling Blade (1996)
Racist
3 March 2008
My family and I were upset over the racist over and undertones in this film. Viewer, please be aware - this movie is full of the kind of ideas modern Hollywood finds titillating and edgy. There have been many more truthful films on the subject.

My daughter thought that the reference to "FRENCH fried potatoes" was an early and obvious example of they Hollywood machine injecting they're ideas in to our minds, and I tend to agree.

Not for families, or for those that believe the lies that the modern media tells them.

I'd keep a watch on bull$#%& like this, if I were you.
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8/10
Hello, this was more than interesting for what it Was,and it Is an Honour to Review!
5 February 2008
Hello,this movie was nothing like the first two versions. The sauce was not as red, the kilts were not as low-cut (they were at knee-level!),and most I am certain that the props were all fake. The edits are "MTV-styled" without a hint of sarcasm or pretension.One of the most confusing escape numbers I have ever had the honour to see,a virtual explosion of sight and sound in an other-wise flat movie. Not exactly the most brilliant thing on earth but hey what would you expect from a movie like this one?For all of you out there that like all the obscure and little known horror films like I do this one is perfect.Five and eight fingers up, mate!
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A pinnacle of of pop-culture
28 January 2002
Well now, THAT 80's SHOW certainly picks up where the 80's left off, complete with much of the self-referencing that ran so unchecked in that particular decade. It seems as though my formative years were carefully studied and re-worked into this half hour special (if those years had been spent in a record store instead of hanging out behind the Wal-Mart). Leave it to the FOX network to work in everything from AC-CD (an 80's favorite!) to space aliens (anyone else see ...Batteries Not Included? Hard to miss the reference there!). I must admit, I found the use of openly homosexual characters a little too edgy for my family's good taste (I had to send the wife and kids out of the room), and there were mentions of band names that would make a blind man blush (whomever Big Black Flag is, I won't be buying your records anytime soon!) All in all, it was a rollercoaster ride through the decade that's come to be known ad the "80's"!
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Not for the Kiddies, for the kiddies older parents!
16 October 2000
Hello, this movie was nothing like the first two versions. The sauce was not as red, the kilts were not as low-cut (they were at knee-level!), and most I am certain that the props were all fake. One of the most confusing dance numbers I have ever had the honour to see, a virtual explosion of sight and sound in an other-wise flat movie. Five fingers up, mate!
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The Nest (1987)
Horror and Comedy Merge Like Cats and Butter
18 September 2000
This shocking tale of homosexual cockroaches invading a small town in France is a perfect example of what a good Spike Lee movie should be like. The next-to-last reason to watch this would have to be the famous person that edited it. The edits are "MTV-styled" without a hint of sarcasm or pretention. More gore than one would expect from a walk-on role by Rick Landman.
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Best Money You can Spend on a "Videotape"
11 September 2000
TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE is amazing because it is nothing what my recent trip to central Texas was like. I do not believe that this actually happened, as the film makers suggest. The gore might be real, but the plot isn't. I watched this tape both before and after the trip, but all I saw was cows. Texas was nice, but this movie was cruel. I can not accept that anyone with a sense in their head would watch someone getting cut with a hack saw, let alone a chainsaw. No stars.
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All hail!
16 August 2000
This is not for the squeamish, let me tell you that. Not that I'm squeamish, but 15 minutes into this when the blood starts pouring, I found myself wanting to throw up into my popcorn! But, that's not to say that it was bad,actually it was quite good. Chock full of great special effects and laughs galore, this movie couldn't be better.
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Nurse Betty (2000)
Talk about lol:)!
10 August 2000
Nurse Betty wins my award for best comedy of the new millennium! that's how funny it is, i just couldn't contain myself. Neil Labute has really outdone himself with this wonderful farce starring the delightful Renee Zelwegger. You will not believe she could ever be so hilarious! I'm telling you, if you think "In the Company of Men" is funny, you'll need 'Nurse Betty' to come save you, because you'll be dying of laughter!
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Chuck & Buck (2000)
well, I'm convinced!
7 August 2000
This film made me feel the same as I did the first time I saw MORK AND MINDY - a little like I'm from another planet. Why would anyone want to be from another planet? The script reminded me of THE X-FILES, or perhaps GET ON THE BUS. It was a wonderfully failed attempt at depicting what it is like to be a homosexual alien from a straight planet, not unlike the character in the 1970's film GARGOYLES. The whole thing was out of focus, as to suggest that modern homosexuals cannot see clearly. They can, Mr. White, they can.
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