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Fortress 2 (2000)
Christopher Lambert must be kept in this Fortress!!
I have vague memories of Christopher Lambert acting good.... I know he could do it..... With every new film from him, this memory becomes more and more diffuse.... I remember I saw Highlander and I was so impressed, then I saw Knight moves and I thought, this guy is great so I rented 3 more film of him, Druids, Adrenaline and Fortress 2.... I remember that evening as one of the most terrific experiences of my life, at the beginning I thought, OK, this film is so bad, but OK one actor can make also sometimes a bad film, so I saw the second one, then my fears began to grow, it was the worst movie ever !!! I couldn't recognize Christopher Lambert, acting was so bad and script so terrible that I almost started to cry, and then....... I put FORTRESS 2 !!!!!! I am still recovering of seeing this film, I know i will have some irreversible sequels on my brain, I lost all my respect of C.Lambert for the rest of my life, also I couldn't try to rent another movie, i was so terrified I could get another crap like Fortress 2.
Really it was one of the worst movies ever, no screenplay, no acting, crap special effects, crap editing, it was so awful that i will keep paying my psychiatrist for many years until i will be prepared again to see another movie of him.
Cloverfield (2008)
Another "Blair witch project" subproduct
I am sure lot of people like me were so excited to see one film that come from the same company as the excellent series "Lost" and I am sure most of them left the cinema disappointed as me.
Well there is nothing new or original in this film, also the plot is inexistent, but anyway you can have a decent entertainment product without all of that , but that was also here not possible cos the way how the film is shooted (like one amateur camera did, like the "Blair witch project" thing) made all the fun disappear.
I hope in future the creators of Lost surprised us with a great film again, not like in Cloverfield.
300 (2006)
This is Spartaaaa!!!
I am so amazed of what i just saw, this film is an excellent adaptation of the Frank Miller comic, the ambiance, the photography and the acting are great, the special effects are amazing, like the sound and music. The only "but" of this film is that if it is supposed to recreate an historical event like the battle of the Thermopiles, OK is not exactly what really happened. But i don't think the author wanted to have historical fidelity, just offer his personal vision of the Spartans. But anyway,this is a great movie i can guarantee that you will have a great time with. I will give it a 10 because it was the first time in months i really had fun in the cinema.
Yo soy ésa (1990)
Folklore Spanish singers MUST not act!!!!!!!!!
Argghhhhh, every time I think in this absolutely piece of excrement movie, my ulcer bleed again, oh my god, there must be a reason for let the folklore Spanish singers acting but I really don't know what it is....... The acting is one of the worst thing I have ever seen in my life, even the songs (supposed to be the best of this movie) are horrible and make me feel ashamed of being Spanish, the plot is absurd and extremely boring, and the dialogs......... no comments, one 3 years old baby can write more intelligent things. Maybe the producers or the director think that casting a famous singer in a movie is a good idea, but I prefer to be buried alive with hungry rats than watching one movie of this horrible singer again. In a scale from 0 to 10 i give this movie a -12321372189398321 and in IMDb a 1 because is the lowest note I can cast. AVOID THIS MOVIE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP YOUR MENTAL STABILITY!!!!!!!
El E.T.E. y el Oto (1983)
Calatrava Rules
Oh my god!!!!! It is incredible what Spanish cinema can do, i don't have any words to describe what I have just seen, Calatrava brothers made the best acting in all his career (maybe because this is their only one movie) and the ugly guy is real more scary as the alien from the famous Alien movie. I was ill at home when I turn on the TV and I started to see this thing, it was so bad an terrible that I had a laugh attack that lasted at least half an hour, I couldn't believe that anyone could have enough balls to make such a thing. The plot is inexistent, the acting is so terrible (but you have to laugh every time you see the ETE), the director made a perfect example of how NOT to make a film, but the movie is so bad that you must see once in your life to believe that this is true.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Biggest piece of crap ever!!!!!!!!
Oh my god!!!!!!! I saw this movie a few years ago but I need all this time to recover myself of watching this awful piece of waste of celluloid. I remember all this comments about that was the masterpiece of the horror movies and the best horror movie ever, but oh no!!! when I went to the cinema..... yeah I was really terrified of seeing how one movie can be so bad, the acting sucks, the camera and its movements gave me headache, the plot..... no comments boring, idiot, absurd, I was even tempted of start laughing in the famous scene with the girl and the lamp saying I'm Scared!!!! I had to make a great effort for not leave the theater before the ending, so please don't waste your time and your money trying to see this piece of crap.
Equilibrium (2002)
Desequilibrium
Take something from 1984's George Orwell book, mix it with something from Farenheit 451's Ray Bradbury book and some special effects in the same line as Matrix and you have Equilibrium, finally a breath of fresh air in the SCSI movies.
The acting is quite good, except Angus McFayden that looks really bad, Christian Bale is great in his role and his change (SPOILERS) from the "I don't feel anything" guy to the new messiah of feeling is fantastic, the plot is well constructed, developing the whole story without fissures until the dramatic end, the only "but" is maybe why Emily Watson was not executed immediately like the others "feellers" and the poor acting of Angus McFayden in the final duel, anyway, the action scenes are great with this new crazy way of fighting.
I hope all of you can enjoy in the same way i did it watching this movie (8,5/10)
Flightplan (2005)
Why Ms.Foster made this Film?
Since I saw Jodie Foster in Accused and later in The Silence of the Lambs, he became in one of my favorite actress, so every time one movie where she is casted come in cinema I go as soon as possible, so I was in the release of this movie FLightplan , in the trailer it looks pretty good, but Oh my God, that was so far from reality, the beginning was OK, but then the thing started to get it worse and worse, the acting was really poor, but the worst thing is the plot, full of incredible and absurd situations, that in any moment can make you believe this thing could be real, i was very disappointed, the only good thing is the acting of Sean Bean. I give Flightplan 4/10
The Matrix Reloaded (2003)
Boring boring boring......
I really liked the first part of Matrix and i went to the cinema sure that the second part will be better than the first, and a great desillusion, the first part of the film is very boring, the argument is very poor, then come the scenes of action, i expected to see news special effects, but is the same, nothing new, and repetitive, so i left the cinema with a great decepcion and thinking this film was made only for make money and not for mantein the spirit of the first part-
Wo hu cang long (2000)
The Dialogues suck
how can this be the second best action movie of the history???? it´s too slow and the dialogues are terrible...the story could be taken farther.For example why was the sword so important?, what would the people learn in the training that would allow them to fly?
Traffic (2000)
Why people like this film?
I went to see this film hopping to find a good movie, i can´t understand why everybody says "Ohh, it´s one of the best films i´ve ever seen" I think is a very very boring film and i hope it will not be able to win an oscar.