cheeseboy80 Reviews

The Amazing Race (2001– )

Amazing Race is not a Reality Show

[24 October 2001]

Amazing Race is more of a game show than a Reality show. Reality Shows are a couple of people getting to know each other and talk about stuff. Amazing Race is a show about 11 teams racing against each other. They don't have time to talk because their too busy running. Amazing Race is a pretty good show, but I hate it when people label this a reality show. It's not. Just because they're people, doesn't mean it's a reality show.

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Really disappointing!

[6 July 2001]

I liked the first film, but this one is horrible. All of the very funny scenes I've already seen on the commericals. The beginning scene of the movie is pretty funny, the spoof of The Exorcist. The movie went downhill after that. The foul-mouthed parrot is the only saving grace of the entire film.

I give this movie 2 out of 10

Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Really disappointing!

[6 July 2001]

I liked the first film, but this one is horrible. All of the very funny scenes I've already seen on the commericals. The beginning scene of the movie is pretty funny, the spoof of The Exorcist. The movie went downhell after that. The foul-mouthed parrot is the only saving grace of the entire film.

I give this movie 2 out of 10

The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1992–2014)

Jay Leno is overrated

[23 June 2001]

Why do you people pick Jay Leno over David Letterman? Letterman is way funnier than Jay Leno is. Jay Leno is not funny at all. He's boring and overrated. Serious, the guy make me fall to sleep. I'd rather watch The Jerry Springer show than this. Jerry make me laugh more than this weak show. Simply terrible!

The Weakest Link (I) (2001–2002)

You are the weakest link, goodbye!

[4 May 2001]

This is a great show. Much better than Survivor and Wanna be a millionaire. In this game show, they have to answer questions right. If they get a right, the next person have to say "Bank" to bank some money for the team. They have to vote for the person that they think is the weakest link and then they get booted. It is a fun show.

Final Fantasy VIII (1999 Video Game)

Best Teen Flick ever made

[1 May 2001]

Okay, this is not really a movie. But it is the best story with teens in it. It is not the best Final Fantasy game ever, but it is the best teen love story that I have ever seen. This definitely beats all of those stupid teen Romance movies like Drive Me crazy, she's all that, and Whatever it takes. This is what a teen movie should be made.

Super Mario 64 (1996 Video Game)

Worst game in the series, but still not bad

[1 May 2001]

This is my least favorite mario game. It take away everything that the original mario got. You don't start as small mario and grow to big mario. you use a health bar in this game, not RED toadstools which is kinda strange for a mario game. Mario doesn't have fire power at all in this game. The game is still not bad, it may not be as good as other mario games. I still had some fun with it, but I miss the old school 2D mario games. Another thing, where's Luigi?!?!?!

I give this game 7 out of 10

WCW: Backstage Assault (2000 Video Game)

This Poor Game will make you feel assaulted...

[30 April 2001]

This game is the worst wrestling game I've played since WCW Thunder. Really bad collision detection, slow clunky controls, and horrible character models( Don't believe me? Check out Hulk Hogan or Major Gunns... SAD!) flush this game down the proverbial crapper. Not only is WCW second rate on television, now they have the dubious honor of being second rate ( maybe even third rate! ) on the home video game consoles. Don't even waste your time renting this one, even if you're a WCW fan. Get WWF smackdown 2 instead.

I give this game 0 out of 10

RPG Maker (1997 Video Game)

Now you can make the epic adventure of your dream

[30 April 2001]

RPG Maker is endless fun. You can create your own RPG games and share with all of your friends. If you think you can make a better game with a better storyline than a squaresoft RPG, this is your chance. Although, you can't make games that have eye stunning graphics like the newer Final Fantasy games on the playstation. But you still can make a great RPG without High-Tech graphics. The old school 2D graphics from the Final Fantasy games on the snes are good enough. I recommend this game to all RPG fans alike. This is a real keeper.

I give this game 9 out of 10

Scary Movie (2000)

Funny as hell!

[30 April 2001]

This is one of the sickest film, but the funniest film of 2000. It makes fun of all of the teen flicks from the past years such as Scream and I know what you did last summer. It also made fun of non-horror movies like the matrix and Titanic. Although, there is one problem that I have with this picture. It have a lot of male nudity in it which cause me to lower the score. If it isn't for that, I would give this movie a perfect score.

Rating: 8 out of 10

Superman (1999 Video Game)

The worst video game I have ever played

[29 April 2001]

God! THIS GAME IS HORRIBLE. This game is horrible beyond words. The gameplay, graphics, and sound is all bad, everything is bad about this game. I don't know why Nintendo allowed this game to be release. I think Superman 64 should be ban from stores. I would rather pick up trash in a snow storm than play this game, it's that bad!! WORST GAME EVER!

I give this game 0 out of 10

Conker's Bad Fur Day (2001 Video Game)

Funnier than most movie comedies out today

[29 April 2001]

This is the most disgusting game ever made for an Nintendo system and funnier than most movies out today especially the dumb teen flicks that people already seen dozens of times already. This is original and the jokes are original, not dull and boring. The Matrix level is a classic.

I give this game 10 out of 10

Undressed (1999–2002)

Eye candy and nothing else

[24 February 2001]

Sure, some of the girls on the show are nice to look at. But that's it. The acting is on the same level as an High School play. The plotlines are unoriginal. It's seems like they recycled the same storylines from previously episodes of Undressed. Overall, the show downright sucks.

The Sims (2000 Video Game)

Pretty addicting

[21 February 2001]

This game is fun. You can control a family up to 8 people. The game is now more funer with the Livin' Large expansion pack. The most annoying thing about the expansion are those roaches. It's pretty funny to watch my sims stomping on them. Plus! On the expansion pack, you could choose from more objects than ever. Sims can do things they couldn't do in the normal game. Livin' Large is a pretty fun expansion pack and the game itself. You can download many objects and skins on webpages on the net.

I give this game 9 out of 10

South Park Rally (2000 Video Game)

Awful racing game

[18 February 2001]

South Park Rally is an Bad Game. The graphics are all messy, it's kinda hard to know where your car is going. The controls are hard to use. The music and the sounds are very annoying, you have no choice to push the mute button on your television set. Although, there's still some funny lines in this game. But not enough to waste your money on this game. Even if you're an South Park fan, you will hate this game. It's so unplayable and not so fun.

WWF No Mercy (2000 TV Special)

Not very good

[17 February 2001]

This pay-per-view was a big let down in my opinion. Stone Cold Steve Austin finally can get his hands on the person that run him over with the car, Rikishi. But the match was a big disappointment. It was just an short match and Stone Cold went insane. The other matches are not very good either. It's not worth the money to buy this one on video.

WWF SmackDown! 2: Know Your Role (2000 Video Game)

The game is now better than ever!!!

[17 February 2001]

This game is much better than the first Smackdown. There's more characters to choose from. Don't be mad, when you can't select Stone Cold Steve Austin. He's in it as a hidden character. Big Show is also in it, believe it or not. But he's not playable. Sometimes when you play an Royal Rumble match, Big Show sometimes come in and fight. It happen to me once. The "Create a superstar" mode is better than ever.

I give this game 9 out of 10

Tekken Tag Tournament (1999 Video Game)

pretty good Arcade port for the Playstation 2, but not as good as DOA2

[17 February 2001]

This game is one of the reasons to buy the psx 2 system. Although I don't think this game is as good as Dead or Alive 2: Hardcore. But the game still kick some butt. The graphics are better than the arcade version and the fighters are more life-like than ever. Nothing much change here except the graphics and the tag mode. I think you should rent this game before you buy it. Save your money for something even better like DOA2 HARDCORE!

I give this game 7 out of 10

Final Fantasy IX (2000 Video Game)

Good, but short

[17 February 2001]

This is a pretty good final fantasy game, but the game is pretty short compare to the other final fantasy games for the Playstation. I mean I beaten disc 1 & 2 by one week. On Final Fantasy VII & VIII, it took me weeks to finish the first disc.

I wasn't very interesting in the plot until disc 3. Princess Garnet is pretty cute for an CGI character and Kuja is as bad as any other Final Fantasy bad guy. Overall this game is a must-have for all Final Fantasy fans.

I can't wait for Final Fantasy X, XI, and XII for the PSX 2 (or X-box?)

Resident Evil: Survivor (2000 Video Game)

Worst playstation game period

[17 February 2001]

This is simply the worst game ever made for the Playstation. This game is a disgrace to all the resident evil games. Resident evil survivor is a poor attempt at a sidestory I thought it was going to be more of a house of the dead type game but It wasn't and while the freedom of movement pleased me at first I soon came to realize what a pain it actually was. This because of the impossible aiming to the ground and it's rough to get around the corners. The monsters are laughable, not a bit scary one bit. This is one joke of a game. Avoid this game at all costs.

Final Fantasy V (1992 Video Game)

Release only for the Japan? Not anymore

[17 February 2001]

This game used to be an Japan only Final Fantasy SNES game. Not anymore. You can now play this game on your sony playstation with Final Fantasy Anthology. Alright the graphic isn't very good as the other final fantasy games on the Playstation. Does that really matter? I think not. RPGs is all about the storylines. That's why I play them. The game doesn't have much playable characters like the other final fantasy games. I think that's why they didn't bother to release it in the U.S.

The game also comes with an new CGI video that never before seen in the japan version.

Late Night with Conan O'Brien (1993–2009)

funny and better music

[12 November 2000]

not only this show is funnier than Jay Leno and David Letterman. This show have much better music guests than those shows. Jay Leno have mostly no-talent teenybopper popstars and sell-out bands. This show have mostly underground metal and rock music. You hardly will see any teenybopper bands on this show. That what make this show great and funny at the same time.

WWF SmackDown! (2000 Video Game)

Fun game!

[20 October 2000]

This is the best wrestling game for the sony playstation. The gameplay is so addicting. The "Create a superstar" mode makes the game even funer when you create the superstar of your choice. The way to come champion in the game is to raise the wrestler's ranking points. The higher your points are, the better the chance you can fight against a champion that will put his title on the line for you. I'm also looking forward to "Smackdown 2: Know your role", it's probably going to be much better than this game. This game worth to check out until the sequel releases.

I give this game 8 out of 10

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

It was an okay sequel

[20 October 2000]

this movie is okay, but should have been better. It got a decent storyline and the acting was okay for a horror flick. some people whining because they put Roseanne and Tom Arnold in this movie. they only have one small cameo scene, NO BIG DEAL!!!! It's not like it's big or anything. I admit the death scenes were weak, but at least the movie is watchable unlike Part 2 (UGH!)

I give this film 6 out of 10

Home Alone 3 (1997)

Same Old!!!!!

[7 October 2000]

This movie is different than the other 2 movies. This time the boy is sick at home while the parents are working. He's not really home alone. This is a stupid non-sequel to the home alone movies with a all-new different cast. The movie is pretty much the same, people getting hurt by wire booby traps that a little kid set up. There is nothing funny about this movie. If you watch the last two movies, there is no point to watch this film. It's a waste of time.

I give this film 3 out of 10