The thing is, this movie probably deserves a 3 instead of the one I gave it. The reason is that it's so bad, it gets you thinking. Thinking about the nature of film and music and how morons get the money to make movies etc. Also, imagine if a *good* director was instructed to make a movie this as bad as it is. (I *can* imagine it because this almost looks like a plot to ruin Mariah's career - hey wasn't her husband a bigwig that she dumped?!) I think what would happened most times is the director would see THIS cut and think: "no, no, I have to make this better, NOBODY is going to believe a movie could unintentionally be this bad." You also get a few good laughs just at how obvious and obtuse the whole thing is.
Why then, did I have it a 1? Well, I consider a big film like this turning out this horrid to be a small crime. One where the wealthy people involved should be fined. Mariah should have given her paycheck to charity - it's the only ethical thing to do given the cultural atrocity this movie represents.
Why then, did I have it a 1? Well, I consider a big film like this turning out this horrid to be a small crime. One where the wealthy people involved should be fined. Mariah should have given her paycheck to charity - it's the only ethical thing to do given the cultural atrocity this movie represents.
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