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The Alchemist Cookbook (2016)
I created an account just to give this movie a bad rating
Maybe I had an especially bad experience because Hulu had mislabeled it as a comedy/horror but this movie is absolutely pointless. It blows me away that there are 9 star ratings on here.
I kept telling myself all through out the first hour that all this dead filmspace time that I patiently waited through is going to be worth it. Then when it's time for the climax, I got one nanosecond of entertainment and then more and more drudgery. I told myself "wait until the end, it's going to deliver".
**SPOILER COMING UP ****
Finally at the end this is what happened........
A demonic audio track plays....
Lead character screams.....
THE END
This homemade, high school talent contest project did do one thing for me. It reminded me of how utterly precious TIME is. If i would have instead spent ninety minutes shopping for cat litter for my nonexistent cat that time would have been better spent.