Well yuk eeee-yyyech yukko cocky-poo ptewie! ptewie! Feh.
I H-A-T-E-D this movie. It is contrived, grossly inaccurate, implausible, cliched, trivial, stupid. Hated the intrusive music. Hated the meaningful gazes heavenward. Hated the hit-you-over-the-head-with-subtlety juxtapositions of Madonna and child.
Hated David the Jew who looked like no Jew I've ever seen. Hey, for me any you it's acceptable (well, understandable anyway) to run in stereotypes, but if you are going to make a movie ABOUT Jews you'd best learn at LEAST what they LOOK like in the real world. I mean, could they have GOTTEN a bigger nose for the part? C'mon Jan - take a glance at your daily paper - see all those Israelis? Loads and loads of Jews? With blonde and red and brown hair? Some with noses some without? Jan, if you've never met a Jew in real life, go take a look at Tod Solondz's "Storytelling" where you will see a BELIEVABLE family of Jews, complete with blonde hair, blue eyes, some schnazzes, some without. Jan, you just do NOT know subtle. Every character, and everything else about the movie - the camera work, plot, music - everything screams stereotypes. Jan, you don't know from three-dimensional.
And that cutsie, self-conscious switching between film to digital video to hand-cam! SCREAMING at me (cause I'm too dumb to notice) "FEAR!! HAPPENING!! NOW!!" Hated it.
Hated that utterly stupidly impossible everybody-happy-now ending. Hated the whole plot come to think of it - what a DUMBO story to begin with.
Hated the lack of consistent voice - what in the heck was this thing trying to be anyway - Comedy? Commentary? Some sad or moving something-or-other? Triumph of human goodness? Oh We Are So Valiant Amidst The Chaos??? What was this thing about?!?
Yech. Just yech yech yech. Suffered through the whole daggone thing, rolling eyes and groaning. And wincing and writhing six or twenty times.
Drek.
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