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Jeepers Creepers: Reborn (2022)

Surprisingly Bad

[1/10 · 26 October 2022]

I don't know where to start with this one. After a promising start with the original film the Jeepers Creepers series has not enjoyed great sequels but this latest effort is beyond abysmal. The acting is terrible, the script is ridiculous and the storyline frequently makes no sense whatsoever. Add to this some of the worst lighting I have ever seen in any film and a Creeper that looks like he was ordered from Wish and you have 'Reborn'. This movie should have been strangled at birth to be honest. Don't waste your money, in fact don't even watch it when it crops up on Freeview.

Yes, it's that bad.

13 Minutes (2021)

GUT FEELING

[1/10 · 22 February 2022]

One time, I was in an NHS waiting room and to the pass the time I read a lengthy pamphlet about Irritable Bowel Syndrome. It was considerably more exciting than this film.

The Fanatic (2019)

Awful

[1/10 · 9 September 2020]

Pulp Fiction helped resurrect John Travolta's flagging movie career in the 90's. This is the film that will surely drag him firmly back to straight-to-SyFy channel territory. A truly bad-natured film, The Fanatic has nothing good to say about anything, be it Hollywood, actors, people with mental health issues, even street performers and tourists. The role of Moose is woefully acted out by Travolta who manages to negate any sympathy his character could have garnered with his downright weirdness and unconvincing tics. The film plays out like a twisted, overlong version of Eminem's Stan video (indeed there is a connection). It doesn't know if it is meant to be scary or tragic, in the end it is neither, unless you are watching it as Travolta's agent.

Avoid it if you can or watch it if you are a big fan of train wrecks.