biyytoo Reviews

The Men: Sneaky Bleachers Fuck (2023) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

Vaping electronic cigarette makes you oblivious to your surroundings

[7/10 · 27 May 2024]

Well, I want to "review" (if I can consider it as such) a gay porn, with an interesting basic idea.

So our hero Leo Louis finds himself in a wooden staircase (typical found on the sides of baseball fields, don't know if I'm making myself clear) vaping an electronic cigarette with his purple sweatshirt friend (he has no intention of having sex), the two converse but Joey Mills arrives, who caught up in an irrepressible sexual excitement, does not even introduce himself to the two and surreptitiously performs fellatio on Leo (this is not supposed to be legal, but this apparently does not reflect reality) who is left dumbfounded, the purple sweatshirt boy does not even realize that all he is going to do is vape and talk about useless things. Then Joey introduces himself to the boy who vapes, and has anal sex Leo, but the boy in the purple sweatshirt does not notice, in fact he walks out of the frame oblivious to what has been attended to. But twist at the end the guy in the purple sweatshirt notices, and is shocked, but the two do not care much and continue with the copulation.

Very nice anal sex scene at the end, really original!

And nothing the two continue to have sex, good porn 7 out of 10 stars.

The Coed and the Zombie Stoner (2014)

Falling in love with a zombie...

[1/10 · 1 April 2024]

Zombie, a classic of horror films and literature, one of the monsters that in my opinion is the most interesting and gives that adrenaline situation for survival. But in this film it is talked about in another pitiful zombie way and with veiled and high non-explicit sexual content.

The film is broadly about a college where there are some annoying characters including the main character who falls in love with a handsome zombie... and then things happen, it has nothing else to tell, it's pretty empty as a film.

Really a bad movie that has no solid plot and basically not worth watching, pitiful movie 1 star out of 10.

Sausage Party (2016)

Food that...

[6/10 · 30 March 2024]

Food, indispensable for every living thing, think how much food is eaten every second from every part of this wonderful planet Earth, (I think no one cares) but here we are always talking about food but let's say a pov, filmmakers Conrad Vernon and Greg Tiernan wanted to tell something of their own (and what a story people).

We are in a supermarket where the food naive pray to humans (yes classic story where the bad guys are us consumers) but a lot of disasters happen and... (no spoilers, go intuition you)

In short, film that tells something strange (especially the ending, I vomit just thinking about it) but at the same time funny however with a somewhat obvious moral 6 out of 10 stars.

Mac and Me (1988)

Aliens at the McDonald's

[2/10 · 30 March 2024]

Aliens, sci-fi creatures from outer space, do they exist? Or do they not? Are we alone in the universe? Here Steven Spielberg...oops I meant Stewart Raffill, gives us an answer...more thoroughly (I don't think those are his intentions) by copying a successful cult film, but with sad (fortunately) results.

In the movie we get into that situation where humans steal aliens to study them, but then things happen, blah blah blah and a baby alien (with a terrifying design) ends up in a house with a child in a wheelchair, and between a mcdonald's, a coke and skittles it ends happily ever after for everyone.

Objectively horrible film, 2 out of 10 stars.

Bad Milfs: Empty Nest - Part 2 (2023) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

Yoga? No.

[6/10 · 29 March 2024]

Yoga, a practice for people who like to find themselves, a relaxing and elegant way for people who want to explore themselves, I really respect people who want to seek their own happiness, and probably (it depends on the person) yoga, meditation and all these activities can help, but here I am reviewing a porn, I apologize for the digression.

We have our three main characters who are in this search for themselves and they go to a nudist's house, Jennifer White (trio's chick) gets uncomfortable, Mandy Rhea (the nudist) tries to fix the situation by proposing to the three of them some nude yoga, but as usual they get into something else... Classic porn, nothing new 6 out of 10 stars.

Disaster Movie (2008)

Kung Fu Trauma

[1/10 · 29 March 2024]

Parody, a sub-genre of comedy movies, designed to mock characters from movies/TV series/celebrities etc... more or less we all know about the greatest parody movies such as those of Mel Brooks for example, but here we are talking about the duo that killed this genre, namely Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

The film starts by parodying the disaster genre (don't respond with sarcasm, I know you're thinking it) with a famous character (honestly not who it is) burping for a minute (wow, comedy geniuses) and then continues with other useless and unfunny parodies.

I want to stop on the parody of Kung fu Panda, which traumatized me the costume of Po's character (who is actually called "Kung Fu Panda" in the movie, they didn't even inquire about the name) I found it really creepy, and then I don't even understand the point of putting in a parody of a movie they haven't even seen.

Really traumatizing 1 star out of 10.

Bratty Sis: Studying Hard (2019) Season 9, Episode 12

Body exploration

[7/10 · 25 March 2024]

Study, a very important stage in our lives and also in the whole of human existence, to which without it we most likely would never have arrived until now, the one who made us grow as a human race, thanks to it we have technology, the various sciences, medicine and so much more... But here we have scholars in other categories, those who indulge in animal instincts, in short we have Alina Lopez and Rion King with a small cameo by Kit Mercer (always appreciable) Alina is bored with her life, she is always on her smartphone (while the camera captures her butt) and Rion arrives along with Kit, Rion wants to study but she (pardon the corny joke) prefers to study anatomy more specifically the exploration of her body (since in this video Rion, plays a passive boy who gets Alina to dominate him) initially through an oral study and then ends up in other orifices complete with a happy ending, 7 out of 10 stars.

Brazzers Exxtra (2010– )

An inconvenient truth

[1/10 · 16 March 2024]

Brazzers, the leader in paid porn content, even if you google it boasts that it is the number 1 and the best porn site, maybe it is so for everyone (for the so-called single-mindedness) but for me (hate me) no, I don't want to evaluate it as a site because I haven't subscribed (and I want to make it clear, that I don't want to do that, although it was probably already understood) but I want to evaluate the content.

I want to say it the content of this site is overrated, why do you ask? For the simple fact that the sex scenes are exaggeratedly stupid and unreal, and the actors/actresses working on a content brazzers make really exaggerated, fake facial expressions during sex, mind you.

Evolved Fights: Vanessa Vega vs David Lee (2021) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

great fight

[7/10 · 16 March 2024]

My goodness, what a fight, a sweaty (sometimes literally) hand-to-hand fight! The first bout then David and Vanessa had a really good fight complete with tactical blowjob by Vanessa.

But despite the distracting blowjob David won, the second bout was quite normal if I am not mistaken David wins again, the third bout was a 69 which was also normal, the fourth bout they just had sex, they did nothing but sweat hand-to-hand; if I'm not mistaken David wins again, the third bout there was a 69 which was also normal, the fourth instead they just had sex, they didn't even try to fight (when they say making love, not war), in the end David wins with a nice final fuck complete with ejaculation on Vanessa's back;Well done both of you I'm proud of you!!

7 out of 10 stars!

Hentai Sex School (2020– )

The strange and woody university

[6/10 · 13 March 2024]

Hentai sex school, a university on sex (which I honestly don't understand why there should be a university course on this but okay, Suspension of Disbelief!).

There are several characters of which I don't remember one even by accident (or at least by name, character and personality of it, not by aesthetically, which being a porn in the end only the latter remains imprinted, unfortunately you tend not to give too much personality to characters) The animations are terrible, the characters move like very flat logs of wood, the voice acting done by porn actors/actresses is ok One can also appreciate that there are some episodes dealing with lgbt issues (not only lesbian, but also gay and bisexual) in a series mainly about heterosexual sex.

Bratty Sis: Step Sister Likes To Be Naked (2021) Season 17, Episode 8

Nudism is not for Rion

[8/10 · 12 March 2024]

Nudism, a lifestyle based on being naked in nonsexual acts, some practice it at home than at specially designed beaches, a philosophy of life based on acceptance of one's body that may vary per person, but in this case... Kylie Rocket and Rion King, recap...

Kylie watches a documentary on nudism and is convinced by what she sees by undressing, then next scene we see Rion on the couch and in comes Kylie naked sitting next to him

Rion is uncomfortable and after a provocation from Kylie he also undresses by constantly covering his private parts And here start scenes of everyday life such as washing clothes (incidentally with a not too veiled reference about porn where people get stuck pretending, on the washing machine, but it doesn't have that ending) washing dishes and while Kylie was arranging the pillows, she notices that Rion has an erection, Kylie is disgusted (for males this is quite normal, it's just a matter of habit, but the character who plays Kylie doesn't get it) Rion responds with "If it makes you uncomfortable I'll get dressed" but she doesn't want him to put his clothes on and she doesn't want his erection either so she compromises, like masturbating him but unfortunately the situation doesn't improve, and so she has oral sex with him then gets aroused and vaginal penetration starts, in short nice porn 8 out of 10 stars.

Only Teen Blowjobs: I Hate Chu (2020) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

Cereals and nasty comments

[6/10 · 11 March 2024]

Breakfast, well as they say the most important meal of the day, some people prefer a sweet breakfast and some prefer savory, some eat pancakes some eat eggs and bacon, cookies, croissants or the classic milk and cereal but in this video... Lulu Chu... I'll leave the summary So Lulu Chu has breakfast with a plate of cereal without milk, Alex Jett arrives (who moves like a puppet, he really doesn't look human in this, it will surely be my impression) he leaves nasty comments the fact that he eats cereal without milk (yes there are corny jokes) Lulu nervous provokes while eating, and between arguments a fellatio escapes the rest is obvious In short normal porn 6 out of 10 stars.

RK Prime: Super Market (2021) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

Weird sex at the supermarket

[7/10 · 10 March 2024]

Supermarket, a chaotic and relaxing place at the same time, full of lights, colors, noises and boredom, but Kimmy Kimm and J mac make it strange in their own way, how? Well you know very well, and off to the recap.

Kimmy a worker in a supermarket that we are not allowed to know about, she puts the products in their place, J mac comes along and asks her a question and looks at her butt, J mac goes to the checkout counter and finds Kimmy again, J mac puts down some apples and lets them through and Kimmy lets them through but... the apples aren't in a bag it's really unhygienic and then those apples don't have bare tails and the checkout counter is off, I understand it's a porn but please a minimum of commitment, I can't empathize with the characters if everything is fake but let's leave it at that, the two kiss and j mac licks her vagina while Kimmy continues to do her job as a cashier and the blind customer doesn't notice anything and they go on with fellatio (I am amazed that the supermarket except for the customer from before is empty, there are not even cameras since the two have sex without repercussions except for a worker who scolds her)

There is a scene from w.t.f where J mac runs away naked from the worker, surreal porn if it weren't for the fake atmospheres it would be an 8, but I take one star off it.

Bratty Sis: Altercation Fornication With My Stepsis (2022) Season 25, Episode 2

Cucumber fight

[4/10 · 9 March 2024]

And we are in that situation where Kimmy Kimm and Nathan Bronson argue while Kyler Quinn takes a jar of cucumbers out of the refrigerator (seems irrelevant but will be important to the plot).

The two continue to argue as Kyler tries to open the jar, but Nathan (here he plays a maniacal character) lifts Kimmy's panties and she responds by lifting Nathan's panties (strange way to argue, but I accept it goes), but now comes the best part, Kyler picks up the cucumber of doom and as he watches the two argue lifting their panties, Kyler puts the cucumber back in the jar and licks his lips (no questions asked) then picks up another cucumber (in the background you can even hear the violin, it's really a tense scene) to follow follows a scene of a kick given to Kimmy's bare foot and more wrestling scenes follow as if they were wrestlers, Kyler quietly imitates a fellatio to the cucumber (surreal scene) and it goes on like this for quite a while.

Then Nathan lifts Kimmy's shirt, Kyler is aroused, Kimmy pulls down Nathan's pants and plays by rocking his penis saying "boing" (masterpiece scene) and then continues with the most boring part, rated 4 out of 10, really trashy.

Close Up: Best Milking Mouth Made You Cum Twice in Condom! Broke the Condom and Got All Cum! Blowjob (2024 Video)

A truly exceptional fellatio

[9/10 · 9 March 2024]

A video of a really beautiful and exciting fellatio, it is a porn video where there is only a shot of mouth and a penis with a condom, it starts with a condom being introduced into the male genital via oral cavity, and as obvious stimulation of the phallic member leads to a cheerful ejaculation, then really exciting the scene where mouth bites the condom and all the seminal fluid fell on her.

Truly an excellent video, nice idea of the black background to emphasize the oral penetration, really bubbly, graceful, elegant and highly erotic audiovisual content, I want to formalize my rating that is 9 out of 10 stars!

Dwarf Sara One: Strange Midget Porn with Andrea Diprè (2017 Video)

Sad porn

[1/10 · 7 March 2024]

An all-sex porn video of unspeakable sadness, this is an amateur video where Andrea Diprè has a limp penis throughout the sex act (or at least until I had interrupted) Sara One does her best with fellatio but Diprè's penis apparently does not appreciate it remaining limp, sad and depressing, in short it looked like a penis displeased with its owner, at least Diprè had the courtesy to apologize to Sara (of course maybe you didn't post the video on the hard sites, or you could do it another day, try to consider it next time! ) the sex scenes were so sad that I had to stop the video because it was giving me depression, it deserves 1 star out of 10, really the worst porn I have ever seen in my life.

Brown Bunnies: The Yoga Newbie Gets Fucked Well (2018) Season 9, Episode 53

Pervert instructor

[7/10 · 6 March 2024]

Kira Noir is happy to be able to do yoga and her teacher Charles Dera, they start with doing some meditation and after some "Hmmmmmmmmm", we find out Charles' real perverse intentions which is to get Kira to do the cat pose (if I'm not mistaken that's what it's called) to get behind her, Charles even imitates sexual acts he puts his hands in his butt and takes off his pants, Kira weirded out and confused says "yes it's yoga, the next level is normal" (why is the character he plays so stupid?).

Charles asks Kira if he can close his eyes and she does, and then Charles stands in front of her and takes off his pants (my goodness), Kira opens her eyes and amazed they talk a little and proceeds with fellatio and the rest is history Particular choice of framing during fellatio (i.e. Shot from under Charles' legs) a nice 7 out of 10 stars deserves it.

Devil's Film: My Wife's Teen Girl Is An Exhibitionist - scene 2 (2022) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

Don't be a party pooper

[7/10 · 4 March 2024]

The magical pornographic content begins with MacKenzie Mace attached to do some morning stretching, Mike Avery arrives and sees her and asks him "what are you doing?" (Can't you see it, but what kind of question is that?) she responds and then strips completely naked and jogs.

She arrives in the car Seth Gamble sees MacKenzie naked waving at her, he is a little weirded out (which then the way the video is edited it looks like Seth's reaction time is a little slow as he notices her after she walks by the car), she arrives at Mike's house they talk for a while.

Then now they are sitting in an armchair watching a game of some sport that no one cares about, Seth turns behind him and notices MacKenzie naked doing (stretching exercises? Yoga? I have no idea) he waits for Mike to go get something, then walks over to her.

Now that Mike is absent Seth takes advantage, goes to MacKenzie's and talks to her and has sex with her, after a while Mike arrives and notices the two in the act of copulation (making a facial expression that honestly makes me laugh) and goes to be a party pooper.

Seth returns to the room from before but MacKenzie also arrives dressed and the two have sex again, in front of a disgusted Mike (Karma).

As a porn video it fits 7 out of 10 stars.

Perv Mom: The Best Birthday Ever (2021) Season 4, Episode 37

Special gift

[5/10 · 4 March 2024]

Happy birthday Jay Rock, apparently Ashley Wolf wanted to celebrate along with you, but first I want to recap Ashley enters Jay's room with a tray of food, sets it on the nightstand and dialogues Jay we find out that unfortunately he doesn't have money for the car because they are in dire financial straits but Jay doesn't care.

As Jay removes the covers Ashley notices that he has an erection, Jay apologizes embarrassed but Ashley is considerate and does not take offense, in fact she accepts it because he is now a man and it is normal to have an erection in the morning (emm...okay) Ashley wants to give Jay another gift, rewarding his understanding about the car, she gives him fellatio (and then there are other disturbing phrases) Average porn 5 out of 10 stars.

Bratty Sis: Jealous Step Brother (2019) Season 11, Episode 5

Stress and sex

[8/10 · 4 March 2024]

While Jane Wilde is phoning someone (not sure who, but please I must not be distracted) Kyle Mason arrives and intrudes, Jane shushes him (come on Kyle be more polite next time) Kyle comes up infringing on Jane's personal space (he is such an annoying element in this video) and intrudes on her business, won't leave her alone, even tries to take her phone out of her hand but fails.

Jane is really stressed by Kyle's behavior, they end up arguing and in between they end up talking about what Kyle possesses inside her underwear, Jane gets excited (yes so randomly) shows her her boobs and twerks, and then goes on to... Honestly the sex scenes are really well shot especially the cowgirl scene, 8 out of 10 stars.

Public Agent: Japanese beauty fucks for cash (2019) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

Sex while waiting for the train

[5/10 · 4 March 2024]

In this video pov (theoretically, we play the main character) our dude with an armed penis (apparently we don't get to know who the actor is, but I don't think anyone cares) is panting like a pervert (kind of creepy) seeing Rae Lil Black waiting for the train, our dude wants to go to her and under the guise of wanting to ask about the train, she with a laugh replies "but what do I know, in 10 minutes" and then more information etc. Etc.

The guy wants to get to know Rae better he asks her where she is from and tries to pick her up (Rae by the way keeps laughing at unfunny statements, I think she felt uncomfortable), after a while the guy gives her 200 euro in bills in exchange he wants to see and touch her (You know where) and while the guy keeps talking nonsense, but she accepts and shows what she is hiding behind her clothes.

And now begins what the viewer longs to see.

In short a full pov video, mediocre porn like there are so many others.

TeamSkeet Extras: Fucking While Gaming (2015) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

Nice porn but unfortunately tells falsehoods

[4/10 · 3 March 2024]

Mandy Muse is playing video games on her laptop (it is not clear what game she is playing, but I assume she is faking it because she moves her fingers on the keyboard totally at random) Tony Profane comes in and they converse for a while and then put their hands on her butt.

Tony wants to and is able to play along with Mandy but just like you mean (so not League of Legends or call of duty, yes exactly like you mean, just that, no misunderstanding) and so off to vaginal penetration and then on to oral sex which while he is doing it, puts his hands on the keyboard on the pc turned off (so my theory earlier was correct) and continues to pretend to play the game, I really don't understand why he does that (and don't tell me it's meant to be suspension of disbelief, that I'll get haughty) then proceeds with more sex acts, until the happy ending.

Nice porn but unfortunately I cannot accept the fact that Mandy was pretending to play so 3 stars less.

Bratty Sis: Busty Step Sister (2019) Season 10, Episode 8

An okay porn

[5/10 · 3 March 2024]

We begin with a voyeuristic pov, where protagonist Tony Profane opens the door undetected by naked Lena Paul, who is getting dressed; the director of this video is keen to let us know that Tony is masturbating, with a sneaky shot that distracts us from Lena's loveliness with a vulgar close-up on his penis (If you are reading this review before seeing the video, be prepared for several jumpscares or skip ahead).

Then a time jump

Lena fixes Tony's hair, while he looks at her breasts, Maya notices how porky Tony's character is and leaves indignantly.

Shortly thereafter Maya wants nothing to do with Tony, he tries to apologize to her and even compliments her on her breasts, but Maya randomly responds without even looking at the interlocutor (actually, she looks in random places, but not at the camera), but the power of conversation in this case is sex, and Tony manages to do it with Maya, who also thinks she earns a titjob.

Final thought, classic porn 5/10.

Max Felicitas: Fammi Un Pompino (2018 Music Video)

It was better fellatio without this song, Mr. Felicitas

[4/10 · 3 March 2024]

Music, a wonderful way to express our more creative side, in the world there have been artists who have given us emotions, thoughts and in my case also inner peace, I am so much attached to this art form, but nonsense I focus on this... song.

"Fammi un Pompino" by Max Felicitas, a pop song with lyrics written by a bonobo that can be summarized as "unga bunga I want oral" (it sucks as a lyric, but for goodness sake, but you have to take into consideration that Max is a porn actor and not a poet).

The video, on the other hand, has Max singing (and wrapped dancing) and a woman giving her fellatio followed by scenes of her dancing half naked, worth mentioning is the scene where Max comes inside the cup and offers it from well to a woman as if it were a cappuccino.

All in all it is a trashy song and like so many others will be forgotten in time.

Princess Cum: You Cant Fuck The Guests (2023) Season Unknown, Episode Unknown

Sniffed panties and backflips

[6/10 · 3 March 2024]

The video begins with Medi Collins, who goes to the room where Spikey Dee plays a perverted character acting out sniffing underwear, Medi sees Spikey asks for answers, Spikey makes up a lie, but by then it was too late.

Later Spikey goes to Medi and apologizes to her, all seems well until... Medi discovers Spikey masturbating with her underwear, but since Medi's character is not so normal for her it doesn't bother her at all, in fact she masturbates too and they both end up having sex.

I liked the scene where Medi, after vaginal penetration, does a backward somersault to remove her clothes, I add one star just for her acrobatic skills.