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Going Overboard (1989)
I feel sorry for Sandler...
Im a huge Adam Sandler fan, billy Madison is one of my favourite films ever because of its stupid humour and great lines, but things didn't start well for Sandler. This is just crap, absolute crap so crap that its past funny. I did laugh ... yes, when i was thinking about what they were going through when filming this bilge and billy Zane's role as 'Captain Neptune', what the hell is that all about anyway. None the less there are parts of this film you will be thinking what on earth were they thinking and begin to chuckle. The worst part of it is the comedian on the boat, he spends most of times swearing and people laugh because they think its funny, i laugh because he is trying so hard to be funny that he just makes a fool out of himself (same goes for the rock star guy). i only paid 1 pound for this, i wasn't expecting much as id already read some reviews on here beforehand. Its not good and its not the worst film ever (herc in new york), so if you want to see what Adam Sander had to do to make a few bucks before he made it big then check this out.
Sonikku hiirôzu (2003)
I think i have gone blind!
OK.... sonic was good..... 10 years ago. This is basically a tool to test whether children have epilepsy. level one of sonic hero's almost drove me to the edge of insanity as the colour brightness and speed can only be compared to a night at the sydney fireworks display mixed with an episode of pokemon.
Graphics: OK, of what you can make out apart from the blinding colours and awfully crude textures it looks rather basic, the PS2 version is crap.
Gameplay: Push forward..... thats about it.
Longevity: You might get a couple of minutes before you black out, those 2 minutes where spent on the menus.
Music: Well what where you expecting a powerful orchestral score? no way, you thought the visuals were painful? well the soundtrack is there to make the experience all worth while! ever fancied hearing patriotic garbage being spilled out by a blue hedgehog and an 8 year old squirrel?and to accompany the wonderful voice acting we have a dreadful synthesised score that will make you run out and by the soundtrack.
Overall: Sega, well done! you have obviously given up on making decent games like jet set radio, you have decided to make a half baked pile of horse crap.....
Hercules in New York (1970)
Hilarious!!!!
OK, having only payed one pound for this in a DVD sale, i can safely say i had very low expectations and i had only bought this to watch for a laugh, well me and my mate have never laughed so much in a movie before! Its obvious Arnie could'nt speak barely any English and it just adds to the humour, some of the acting is just appalling the grisly bear fight will stay in my mind forever, the actor in the suit acts more like a gorilla than anything and as soon as Arnie sees the poor bear he begins to beat the crap out of it, well more of a play wrestle than anything then his girlfriends actress trys to faint.... after looking at the camera and screeching some garbage about beating him up. How she became an actress is beyond me. Anyway if you want 90 minutes of unadulterated crap that will make you cry with laughter then check out Hercules in new york!