bastizarate Reviews

Pet Sematary (1989)

It was Scary, Chilling, and Sad

[7/10 · 2 January 2024]

I love this movie, It brings me the creeps. This movie just gave me a lesson "Just Accept the Death of Your Loved Ones or Bad Things will happen" This is one of Stephen King's Good Movies. He truly is the Master of Horror Movies. The Make-Ups of this Movie is Great and Realistic. Honestly, This movie was sadder than scary imo. I would recommend this movie to anyone.

This Movie is about how Parents would feel after the Death of a Child and that's what makes this movie relatable. It is quite Hurtful and Unacceptable to lose a Baby, Babies are too young to die. So this movie showed us that Keep your Eyes on your Loved Ones around threats.

Gnomeo & Juliet (2011)

Fun Movie

[7/10 · 11 October 2023]

When I was little, I watched this movie and I loved it and I still do. It was like "Toy Story" but with Gnomes and a Romeo & Juliet Type of Story. I wanna recommend this movie to anyone because it was funny whoever rates this a 5.9 should go to the doctor because they had no taste. It had a little drama in the story like the novel but not that tragic. This Movie had a Happy Ending which the novel didn't have. Kids would enjoy these kinds of films. It's for the Whole Family to enjoy with. So Go Watch this movie, It was Good, Trust me. It's one of those Kids' Films that anyone can enjoy. Pretty Romantic Movie I would say.

Terrifier 2 (2022)

Good but Too Brutal

[6/10 · 10 September 2023]

WOAH! I didn't see that coming. Art is just Pure Evil, Pennywise and Joker got nothing on this. For those who are too sensitive to Violent Things, I've warned you to don't watch this ever. If you wanna watch this, You'll have to be Braver.

I've heard that People vomit in the Theater because of this, Strange that I didn't but I got Dead Silenced after watching this. This is too much, It's INSANE! I like it.

The Effects are too Realistic, It felt so Real. I love that. Art The Clown is without a doubt one of the New Best Serial Killers out their.

Look Out Michael Myers, Jason Voorhees, Chucky, Freddy Krueger, Leatherface, Ghostface, and especially You Pennywise! There's a Very Sick Clown on the Loose.

Terrifier (2016)

Art just make Pennywise look like Krusty

[6/10 · 1 September 2023]

It was Scary but this is too much! OMG! This Movie is too brutal, gorey, and violent. I'll say that this is just an Average Horror Movie.

If you are too sensitive or get scared easily then I rather not recommend this movie for you. It's pretty hard to watch, Art the Clown is just Pure Evil, He enjoys Killing and Torturing People.

This movie is sick, Who the heck accept this movie to be release on public?

But Honestly, Art the Clown is out there with the Horror Movie Serial Killers alongside with Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Leatherface, Chucky, etc. But those serial killers got nothing on this Sick Clown.

Crazy Rich Asians (2018)

I'm Asian Filipino, I love it!

[8/10 · 27 November 2022]

Such a Beautiful Asian Culture Film. Many can relate to this movie. As an Asian, Many Asians are stuck in this In-Laws-Wife Feud.

The Comedy is funny but not much. It's most likely a Dramedy Film.

The Movie showed How Evil is the Media for marrying someone whose Super Rich or Popular. I think that's what the media is. Full of Toxicity, Jealousy, and Bashing One Another just because Rachel has a boyfriend who is Super Popular.

Honestly, This is what Asian Culture used to be even if you're All-Grown Up you still live with your Parents. That's Asian Culture. Asians are known to be so close to their Parents.

Maria Clara and Ibarra (2022–2023)

Woke Series

[8/10 · 22 November 2022]

The Cinematography is Great, The Casting is great, The Jokes are Funny, and The Setting is Excellent but please stop with the Woke Messages cuz they could brainwash kids.

My Generation (Generation Z) is Woke. So Klay from Generation Z spreads a lot of Feminist Messages that she thought could make Women Free from Men. Not all things can be done by Women.

As a Christian, Women don't preach. They just listen to the messages from the preacher.

A Historical Series seems like an Amazing Idea but please don't sabotage it with Wokeness.

I gotta admit that this TV Show is different from other Philippine TV Shows. But it was still a good show.

Crimson Peak (2015)

A Horror Movie that doesn't need a jumpscare

[7/10 · 23 August 2022]

It was a Great Horror Movie, I would rather recommend it to someone else. I have no idea that this movie existed until I watch it on Netflix.

Great Work, Universal. Keep on Working!

The New Addams Family (1998–1999)

I want to hate it but I can't

[8/10 · 18 August 2022]

This show is a Very Fun Comedy, I tell ya, This is as funny as the old addams family. It still had Good Clever Jokes and They also add a little character development. I would highly recommend this show.

Hell House LLC (2015)

A Horror Movie that done right

[7/10 · 17 August 2022]

Love this movie, This is the Horror Movie I was finding so I could scare the heck of myself. I highly recommend this movie to my friends that love horror films. It would be Great.

Love of My Life (2020– )

The Art of Drama

[9/10 · 9 August 2022]

God, My eyes are like a Waterfall when I watch this. This show is a BLAST! I hope it gets a lot of awards. I tell you what, You can relate to the characters of how they face their family conflicts.

Mano po Legacy: The Family Fortune (2022– )

My All Time Favorite Show!

[9/10 · 9 August 2022]

I love the show, This show teaches me that We should choose wisely like Choosing someone to take over the Company to make the Company's Future successful. This show is by far, The Most Ambitious.

Dracula: Dead and Loving It (1995)

5.9?! What Kind of Monsters Are You?!!

[7/10 · 3 October 2020]

This movie was Comedy Gold! I would love to watch it again It was Great Fun Comedy. I Really Love It!

Sleeping Betty (2007)

7.7! You got that right

[7/10 · 21 September 2020]

Funny and Enjoyable short. The Animation was Hilarious and I love it! Can't stop laughing from this short film

The Ice Cream Man (2020)

6.1? You Had To Do better than THAT!

[8/10 · 20 September 2020]

The Short Film gives me the creeps. Even my Grandmother was Terrified. Love this short I'll give it 8.1

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

6.2?! WHY PEOPLE ARE SO INSANE THESE DAYS!?!

[7/10 · 2 September 2020]

Great and Delightful Film. Funny Enough and Great Message. This was a True Christmas Spirit I would say. The Characters are So Great. This Movie touches my Heart From The Ending. They should make movies like this someday

Perman (1983–1985)

I LOVE IT!

[8/10 · 30 August 2020]

This is show was my Childhood I enjoy it a lot Such a Fun Show and Yes It's similar from the Name Superman But It had a Big Differences between them

Splatoon (2015 Video Game)

I Really Love It!

[8/10 · 27 August 2020]

While I'm in Quarantine I play this game and I enjoyed it. I play and play it again. Such a Fun Game!

Daddy's Gurl (2018–2023)

This is so Funny

[7/10 · 25 August 2020]

Me and My Grandma Laugh at this Show. It was so Funny The Actors are Funny-Looking and I LOVE IT!

Cow and Chicken (1997–1999)

6.5? Why People are So Insane these Days!?

[8/10 · 24 August 2020]

The show was Hilarious it made me happy everytime. Why All the Hate People!? Watch it before you Judge it I would say.

The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014)

Another Wes Anderson Art!

[9/10 · 15 August 2020]

It's a Fun Comedy and I really enjoyed it. I would love to watch it Again and Again. It's a Pure Masterpiece Art

Stairway to Heaven (2009)

A Show made in Heaven

[8/10 · 14 August 2020]

This is the Drama that will make you cry at the ending. Great Moral Lessons, A Character whose a villain that I hate the most. This show was a Drama Art!

Tom and Jerry: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (2017 Video)

The Animation was Great! But the Writing could've been better

[4/10 · 4 August 2020]

The story made No SENSE! Why Arthur Slugworth/Mr. Wilkinson keeps acting like He's Evil. But the Truth is He's Good all along. Explain it! Warner Bros! The Problem is This made No SENSE!

The Munsters (1964–1966)

Comedy-Fun! Just like The Addams Family

[8/10 · 23 July 2020]

I Enjoy This Series as well as The Addams Family Back Then When My Grandpas and Grandmas were Alive With This Show I'm sure they Love this Show. I wish they Air this on TV People these Days would LOVE IT!

The Addams Family (1964–1966)

Funny Weird Family!

[8/10 · 23 July 2020]

This TV Series was a Classic-Fun. The Characters are Funny and The Franchise starts getting Famous and Famous My Favorite Character is Wednesday. They've should Air This on TV. People these days would LOVE IT!

Foodfight! (2012)

MY EYES! MY EYES!! MY EEEEEYYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!

[1/10 · 20 July 2020]

Ugh. Why this movie even Exist!? Everything is Terrible. When I first saw the Trailer. I don't want to watch the Whole Movie. Never! Never! Never! NEVER!!!