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War Camp (1988)
Speechless...
No script, no editing and no budget. The entire movie was probably shot on the first take. The plot: everyone in the movie has a machine gun.
There's a reason why there are no other reviews for this movie here (besides the fact that probably no-one's ever seen it): you have to write at least 10 lines in order to be able to submit your comment. THE SCRIPT OF WAR CAMP ISN'T EVEN 10 LINES LONG!!!
That said, I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. A strong contender for Best of the Worst(TM).
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The Versace Murder (1998)
A Must-See!
I have seen some truly awful movies in my time, but The Versace Murder could actually be the one - The Best of the Worst(TM). I could really sing this movie's praises, but I wouldn't want to spoil it for you ... it's like The Matrix - nobody can tell you what it is; you have to experience it for yourself.
Below are my theories on what made The Versace Murder the gem of movie making that it is.
- 40% of the budget was spent on the one cop's sunglasses.
- Rather than being paid, the "actors" were actually required to give the director oral sex in order to be allowed to appear in the movie.
- During the shooting of one of the scenes, the script writer had to nip of to the bathroom, so the director told everyone to just yell their lines.
- While shooting another scene, the director had to nip off to the bathroom, so the scriptwriter told the camera man to just shoot the cop's crotch.
- Whenever the director and the scriptwriter were simultaneously in the bathroom, the accountant took over their duties. The producers were never on set, because they just couldn't watch.
- Prior to writing the script for The Versace Murder, the script writer once wrote a slogan for a t-shirt. (I believe it was "F*CK YOU YOU F*CKING F*CK.)
Runners up for the title of Best of the Worst:
- War Camp (There is no script, and the entire movie was shot on the first take.)
- Ancient Evil: Scream of the Mummy (Have you ever seen a chubby mummy?)