rbswrds Reviews

Republicans, Get in My Vagina (2012 Video)

Pointless And Judy Greer Being Stupid

[1/10 · 25 February 2022]

Why can't people think before they do such foolish things?.Judy Greer,who I once thought highly of,has changed my opinion about her with this and not in a good way. Sure,let's keep baby legalized because women and men don't want the responsibility of parenthood. It'd cramp their lifestyle of drinking too much after work,too much fooling around,and trying to conquer the world at work. This vulgar and over the top. Just two minutes which was one minute fifty nine seconds too long. They'd have done this with Democrats in mind. Judy Greer made a fool of herself with this.

A Bunny's Tale (1985 TV Movie)

Pointless

[1/10 · 15 September 2021]

What's the point here?.That the Playboy Club is awful?.Gloria Steinem's just a symptom of what's wrong in America now. She chastises men,berates motherhood,defends abortion,nothing but a pain in the butt. Here one can only speculate what she expected to find working as a Playboy bunny. Alley,Kerns,and Burke are admittedly cute in the costumes but the script is nothing more than another gripe session. Why not just tell all men you can't do anything but get up,go to school or work,come home,eat,bathe then sleep then do it for the next 30 plus years with no fun at all. Don't even get me started on when they feel aroused towards their wives. This whole movie was just pointless.

Carnal Witness (1999 Video)

The Last Great Adult Film Of The 90's

[9/10 · 5 September 2021]

What can I say?.This is the last great adult film of the 90's. Give me one with good sex and good looking people and who cares about the plot. Cara Fawn(real name of Cheyenne Silver)plays the lead of Emily perfectly as she seems to have a sexual awakening. Her scene at the end is great though I wish it hadn't been with that turncoat Randy Spears. Why is it some who cause their own problems want to blame porn?.My favorite scene was the greatest older woman/younger man/younger woman threesome ever filmed. Nina Hartley's at her peak here at 40 just really getting it good and giving it good to 27 year old Chris Cannon and 20 year old Allysin Chaynes. They were just hot as all get out especially when Nina rides off on Chris like a bucking bronco screaming her head off. For me,this is how these should look,passionate and full of life,not that drawn out stuff they did too much of the 80's. Why the drama?.People like the look of each other,they do it,how much more real life can you get?.I think this threesome is what the series Moms Bang Teens that started coming out a decade later.

Desert Hearts (1985)

The Greatest Movie Of Its Genre

[10/10 · 19 July 2021]

I love this movie. Patricia Charbonneau and Helen Shaver make a wonderful couple. You really their epic journey going from an uptight prude in Shaver's case and a wild one night stander like Charbonneau to true happiness. I would say this movie's done well in its not as much about their sexuality but more about their emotional connection. The love scene was epic,nice and slow with a sense of beauty and wonder to it. Director Donna Deitch did a wonderful job.

Bare Knuckles (2010)

A Hit And Miss

[5/10 · 19 July 2021]

I like some "So Bad They're Good To Watch And Laugh At"movies. A few of these are Below The Belt(1980),Wonder Woman(2017),Keeping Up With The Joneses(2016). This is like those with a hint of Rocky thrown in. I honestly can say the best actor in there was Bridgette"Baby Doll"Riley,a legit fighter. She leads Jeanette Roxborough,stuntwoman trying to act,best she can in their two fight scenes. Right,like after more training she could beat this more experienced fighter. Roxborough's character seems a little dense,fight in illegal bare knuckle fights so your deaf daughter can have a better life?.She doesn't think she'll be caught or seriously hurt?.This goes beyond logic and into the realm of stupidity. Still it's an amusing watch.

Nemesis 2: Nebula (1995 Video)

Sue Price Rocks,Way Better Actress Than Rachel McLish Or Cory Everson

[9/10 · 19 July 2021]

I agree it seems like T-2 meets Predator. If anything,this makes it great. Sue Price shows more acting range than Everson who never got anything beyond bit parts thankfully. Certainly much better also than McLish who showed her blandness in Ravenhawk. Here,as a genetically enhanced warrior living in a remote part of Africa,Sue shows she can do pretty well. I would say definitely this is worth you time if you like Albert Pyun movies and sci fi movies too.

Wonder Woman (2017)

Blunder Woman Sounds Better

[3/10 · 19 July 2021]

What a creative twist. Diana's an out of wedlock child. Wow,great idea,those in real life who've foolishly chosen this or whose parents have can identify with her. The story's a mess with it being anti American and anti male,like we did anything to director Patty Jenkins. Her only claim to fame is twisting the story of Aileen Wuornos and slandering her seven victims. Here the villains are the best mainly,Poison and Ares. Gadot,Nielsen,Wright and the extras playing the Amazons all look lost. They were only hired because these movies are viewed by 90% or so male comic book fans,very few women ones. So Patty used attractive women to sell this movie and not a great or even decent story. Big laugh there.

Below the Belt (1980)

All The Marbles Is Still The Best

[6/10 · 19 July 2021]

When I watched this the first time I came to three conclusions:1. Warner Bros was in holding this in the vault for six years as it would've been laughed at and out of the theaters.2.A movie "So bad it's good".and 3. A grim reminder of what happens when you let women into women's wrestling based more on looks than actual skill. Rosa Rubinsky here is a major departure from her book counterpart in "To Smithereens."She's not a laid back type who's got layers. Rather she seems more like a nervous nellie type who makes only one expression for most of the movie until she wins her debut match which is the main event of the movie too. The other women wrestlers were so bland that you'll forget who's who in mere seconds. The only one who stands out is Jane O'Brien as Terrible Tommy Dukes. The movie should've focused on her as an ex con getting out of prison and going into wrestling. Let's face it,it's hard to believe a barely five feet tall,100 lb woman could wrestle and beat a more experienced woman wrestler who outsizes and outweighs her. This all aside I still find it amusing enough to recommend for the sake of Tommy wrestling Princess War Star,a real wrestler like O'Brien and the main event. It's a movie good for some laughs which we all need nowadays.

Posing: Inspired by Three Real Stories (1991 TV Movie)

Boring Whiny Feminist Driven Rubbish

[1/10 · 27 April 2021]

Why do they act like Playboy,Penthouse,and Adult Films are the end of civilization?.Why not do protest movies on the plight of Middle Eastern women,the terrorist attacks on the Jewish people,the misery of people living in Red China and North Korea?.No they have to complain about harmless private entertainment. An irony given this is clearly a feminist driven movie,no denying it since it stars that one trick pony Lynda Carter who plays the biggest whiner of the trio of women who pose for Playboy. Her scene of playing self righteous towards her husband for subscribing to the magazine is hilarious. She made it big on tv for 3 seasons as Wonder Woman jiggling in a tight spandex costume and now she's Ms Prude?.Funny!.If you're into this kind of gripe session then it's the right movie for you. If you're like me,avoid it knowing if people's marriages fall apart over Playboy,Penthouse,and Adult Films then the marriage wasn't strong from the get go.

Daughter of the Streets (1990 TV Movie)

Mindless Idiocy

[1/10 · 18 April 2021]

This comes off as pretentious with an annoying feminist message. Mothers can save the day and their children with no need of a father. Jane Alexander's one of the most bland,boring actresses I've ever seen. Her character is more ditzy who seems like she cares about activism only for the attention,craving it. Roxana Zal,matching her in blandness,comes across as the good girl gone bad with noting to do really. The real message here is:Folks don't tell your stories to the media or they'll keep making trash like this.