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The Sexy Adventures of Van Helsing (2004)
A Must For Your Soft Core Collection
This movie left me very impressed. Probably one of the first things you will notice is the cheesy humor and poor acting, but you shouldn't be looking for some grand performance, this is a soft core movie, and cheesy things pretty much come hand in hand with porn. Now when this comes to the sexual performance, it delivers very, very well. There are many scenes and most of the women are very attractive. The ones that aren't so attractive, you forget once they engage in some sexual activities. The end scene delivers very well. It's a shame the main character doesn't have much for sex scenes as she is very attractive, even though they try to portray her as an unattractive nerd type for most of it. I would highly recommend this, I would say it's worth buying so you can add it to your collection.
Mummy Raider (2002)
Not Really Worth It
It's a really cheesy parody of Tomb Raider and some Indiana Jones, the humor's cheesy, and so is the acting. But after all it is a soft core movie, which is expected and doesn't matter because what you really want is the sex. Which gets me to the biggest problem of all, there barely is any of it. Which makes you feel like you're watching TV at 3 am and the independent movies are playing and the one that is on was made by some college kid that's going nowhere in that industry. You're left a very long time waiting for an actual sex scene, a lot of times you are thinking something is going to happen, then just left hanging. The one(maybe two, or one with two parts)that actually goes somewhere is very pleasing though. I personally can't recommend this unless you found it in a clear out bin for a dollar or two. If you lucking for a good movie with a plot and good acting, you don't want this. If you looking for a good soft core lesbian film, you don't want this either.