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The Bear (2022)
Fifty fifty
Season one is great. Frantic, dark, dramatic and compelling. Season 2 looses the tone and the point in a messy quagmire of uninteresting and ultimately meaningless side plots. Seaon one is different and interesting and feels like it has something genuine and valid to say. Season 2 feels like more regurgitated network sitcom malarkey written by a committee of people more concerned with projecting their own image into the propety than collaborating to tell a good story. The thing season 2 is missing most is the eponymous Bear whom the plot gleefully abondons in favor of exploring supporting characters who ultimately aren't very interesting and add nothing to the narrative set up by season 1. To sum up Season one is worth a watch but don't waste your time on season 2.
Scream VI (2023)
Disappointed and confused.
Overly long, boring nonsensical romp with few kills, boring villains, boring heros, no scares, lazy, predictable writing and the tone of a romcom. Can't believe this is from the same guys responsible for the surprisingly okay scream 2022. How can one movie be so overly long and so overcrowded with competing storylines and still manage who end with nothing important or interesting having happened? There are only a few kills in this movie. Some off camera. None of them important. Yet this movie has 4 scenes of characters gushing about each other's feelings and 3 scenes where the plot is advanced by the heros watching cable news. This film is only a "slasher" in the way hallmark or lifetime would make a slasher. Super corny. Super cringy. Hella wack. Weak sauce.
Await Further Instructions (2018)
Wow
Don't know what it was originally supposed to be about but post pand3mic it has a whole new hilariously unintended subtext. Best movie about the pand3mic and made 2 whole years before it even kicked off.