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Metamorphosis (1990)
Ripping off carpenters music
Don't bother. Soundtrack is ripped off from John carpenter, special effects are just terrible. Acting is wooden and the plot is ridiculous. I love cheesy horror but this is possibly one of the worst thing I've seen in a while.
A Christmas Horror Story (2015)
Exactly what is says on the tin
Shatner loves Christmas and all sorts of mad stuff is going on around him. The Santa saga is really well done and the twist to it. Definitely one I watch every Christmas time.
Fender Bender (2016)
Great as a throwback to old
With an 80s vibe and soundtrack it's not a bad film, if you know your horror this film is pretty much zipper face with a car. Worth an hour and half of your time albeit very predictable.
Yeti - Il gigante del 20° secolo (1977)
Ummmm
Yeah so found this on the b movie section of YouTube and I'm shocked. Firstly the male lead and the female lead have some kind of romance going on. Nothing odd with that? Well she was 15/16 he was 31 😂😂😂. Then the yeti falls in love with her, that's worse, he's hairy and a million years old 😂😂. The guy playing the yeti I give kudos to. If you watch this, remember that Italian cinema would rip everything off back in the 70s from Jaws to King Kong.
Skylines (2020)
Massive improvement on the first 2
All I can say is the negative feedback I've seen on here saying this is slow etc obviously haven't even watched it.
Massively improved on previous 2 movies.
The New Kids (1985)
It's OK but lacks originality
2 kids and a town of bullies. You know the outcome. Entertaining on a Sunday afternoon if it's raining. Watch out for the Bruce Lees enter the dragon mirrors scene being completely ripped off toward the end of this movie, even the music.