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The Pope's Exorcist (2023)
One of the dumbest movies I have ever seen
There is nothing original here. Russell Crowe is ridiculous, his performance plagued mainly by that absurd, growling, faux-Italian accent. The possessed kid growls and contorts. And then actual Satan shows up or something and more growling and contortion ensues. Seriously. I can think of a million worse things a demon could do to a possessed person.
This is honestly just a copy of The Exorcist with minor tweaks. And over-the-top (in a bad way) special effects.
Don't worry: there's a random Iron Maiden. Because it takes place in Spain. And they had the Inquisition. And Catholicism.
Can we please get a growl- and contortion-free exorcism film? I know there have to be writers, filmmakers, and producers out there up to this really basic, unchallenging task.
Cruel Peter (2019)
One of the worst movies I have ever seen
Honestly. It made no sense, the acting-particularly the actor's who played the dad-was not even worthy of small town community theater. I kept checking to see how many minutes were left. Just....don't.
Loon Lake (2019)
What?
This movie is awful. It makes no sense. What is the deal with the witch? Is she a good flower-child, but the 1800s version? Is she an evil seductress? And the woman who plays he is the absolute worst actress I have ever seen. This is not a horror movie, either. Nothing happens and nothing makes sense. And why introduce Gracie if she just disappears?
David Shelby was good as Emery. That's the only positive thing I can say.