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Nymphomaniac: Vol. II (2013)
Penis in mouth is not vegan at all
This is a porn movie. Yes, it is. Filling it with "actors" does not mean it is not a porn movie. Puting a dick into a mouth is not something that should be seen or filmed, because it is intimate. But, that is only my oppinion, as everyone else find that film fantastic. I find it strange. Absurd to say. I feel wrong watching the sex scenes. I can not understand why those things are produced. I can not understand the purpose, other than to earn money, of course. Disturbing, wrong. These are my two qualities for that film. In our free democracy, everyone can do what he wants to. But, is that really necessary? Do you everything for money? I know, the answer is yes.
Oppenheimer (2023)
Physics is boring
Every theory in the past 300 years was wrong. That is the definition of a theory. That means, this theory depicted in that movie is wrong too. Scientists work on an idea, and resume their theory afterwards with the results. So, Oppenheimer was wrong as every Scientist was wrong bevore him. Every way lead to Rome, which means even if you are wrong you come to an end you want to.
To the film: good acting, good everything, do not like the first sex scene because it is offensive, but that is my special opinion.
Would not recommend to watch this film. Boring, it is about physics, which is wrong by the way.
The Magnificent Seven (2016)
worst acting, worst story, not realistic
I like watching "Westerns", which is the uncivilized people of northern America shooting themselves, where, just comparably, europeans drinking coffee or solving problems on a battlefield.
That means, in this set up, one can do anything. But now, doing what you want, the realisitc stuff comes into place.
Even if you can do what you want to, you would not do it for long. Because that is not how it is. And at that point, this film looses me completely.
Devils rushing a churgh, killing people for a landowner? Where is the court, where is the judge? It was there, clearly, but not in this film. That film completely ruled out the court.
I judge that film as being fiction. Completely. Which makes it a cartoon. Elmar Fudd for the win!
57 Seconds (2023)
"you are a liar" - drives away with the new mercedes
I do not know much about writing a script for such a movie. What I do know, at least because I see it, if it does not make sense, or not.
That is spoiler: The scene in which she knows all out of a sudden everything. She calls him a liar, that means she calls everything a lie what happened before, like buying supercars and stuff. And what happens? Yes, right, she gets into one of those cars, bought by lies, and drives away. Suits her. Excellent!
I am no judge, this is not court, it is just a film. But ... do not you think characters should be build plausible, act plausible, be plausible? Because I think that is not going to happen in that film.
Thus, not to quote Shakespeare, but saying is: Horatio, I knew him! A man of infinite jest and excellent fancy.
Not here. Good acting, though.
Borrego (2022)
Without the music a better film
Frankly, this film has nice actors. This film has nice camera, nice story and nice cut also. Everything is nice, not to say fine or good. It would be a 7 on my rating. I like the landscape, the atmosphere.
But ... what kills that film? Music, or the use of music to be precisely. The scene a woman drives a car towards the action scene at the beginning is underlined with extreme noisy music, describing a total fatal apocalypse, which is not present. The music seem to belong to another movie, which is not this movie by the way, because i can not find any overlap between what I see and what I hear. May be that is the intention, because it is some kind of art I do not know. But it is disturbing enough, to me at least, to rate this film to 4.
In my view, based on that film, users should have the opportunity to rate the music of any film seperately. In this case, film is 7, music is 1.
Beowulf & Grendel (2005)
Swim with a chainmal!
So, the film lost me at that moment, when who ever rise out of the sea wearing chainmail. That stuff is made out of iron. It is heavy. Wich, thinking of physics, will drown you wearing it while swimming.
It could be, at that moment, that beowulf is a god, preventing him from drowning. But .... if he is a god, why is he swiming anyway?
See, the whole story is unconclusive. To me, watching them actors acting, watching the camera camering, hearing the hears, that film is to say okay. But do not think watching it. Eat popcorn, drink cola, go to the lavatory or do something else. God will not mind if you miss that film.
Hotel Desire (2011)
Porn is porn no matter what story tells
Am I the only one thinking, that having sex is something very special, intimate, or at least something that has not to be on a big screen for that instance?
Obviously, I am. To say it frankly: I am not a cleric or a monk nor a very holy person. If porn crosses my way cruising through the internet I sometimes say hi.
Nevertheless, in case I do pay for something, that is the case for the very most movies, I have to say: no. No to sex scenes. Because sex scenes are porn. And for porn I do not have to pay, because the internet is for porn, and it is free.
It does not matter how "good" a porn performance is, because it is just porn. And I do not want to eat popcorn watching other people having sex. Weird to me, to you too?
Settlers (2021)
Worst setup
In my oppinion, that movie is about: Put a family into somewhere, give some danger here and there. Puff, that is soooo awesome! Nope.
I felt annoyed watching that film. It is not like " I already have seen that 1000000 times before", no. But it is more like "welcome to the future"? - Nooo, not with us. We like the past. We like presenting you the old stuff. Stuff from the past, from the 1960s.
Could you better have planted trees for that money? In view of climate change, I think, movies should be ruled before they have been produced to ensure, that no resources went into the sea, so to speak.
The actors do not better than AI creations, and I still hope that in the future, every actor is replaced by AI. And that very actor then starts to do something useful. Plant trees, for example.
Please stop making nonsense like this.
Greenland (2020)
crap
That film is true and complete crap. The story is wraped around a father family issue and it is not worth the time watching it. Every ten minutes you have to think: Really now, is that truly necessary?
I even do not stopped watching it as it went absurd, which it did further on multiple times.
I do like the actors, but that thing is for the trash bin. The bottom of it.