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65 (2023)
Terrible, did I say it was terrible
It was horrible. A spaceship from another planet that seems exactly like earth is hit by asteroids and crashes into earth 65 million years ago yet all the equipment works perfectly. The girl (Mao) pulled from cryo does not speak the same language (zero possibility on any space voyage) and mainly squeals a lot. Adam portrays what must be the most inept astronaut ever, falls from a tree and apparently breaks his arm but the Mao stands on it just in time for it to be magically healed so he can shoot the dinosaur. On the ship the technology seems pre-Star Wars. More being chased and shooting dinosaurs when he isn't falling on his ass or falling in a marsh of quicksand like marsh and sinking under only to be saved minutes later by Mao (who was no where near him) who climbs out on a limb which he somehow magically knows is there and pops up to grab a second before it snaps. Amazing to see the big dinosaur get trapped in the erupting hot springs but is unharmed only to be cooked by the same erupting hot spring a few seconds later. They finally get to the escape module which is immediately hit by more asteroids and tumbles down the hill upside down only to be attacked my more dinosaurs which take a bite out of it and end up flipping it over. Just in time the totally wrecked escape module blasts them off into space. On top of all these abominations, the acting is also terrible.
Perry Mason (2020)
Lesbian Love Story
I'm half way through the series and so far it seems far more focused on Dela Street's lesbian love affair than Perry Mason who is a pale characture of the actual Perry Mason. He doesn't seem to have the foggest idea of the responsibilities of a lawyer to his clients as Dela has to tell him what they are. This piece of garbage is fully focused on 21st century LGBT virtue signaling than it is making a decent series. It moves so slow you sometimes have to remind yourself what the plot is. It seems the writers must have thought that the fact Raymond Burr was gay in real life requires a rewrite of the show to incorporate LGBT themes which contribute absolutely nothing to the series. I can only hope that they don't incorporate preferred pronouns and a trans character before this abortion is over.
Untold (2021)
Takeaways
1. Manti is an exceptional human being.
2. The media and many people relish destroying anyone.
3. Renaiah is a truly terrible human being. Absolutely no remorse, caring only about itself and it's needs which unfortunately is reflective of the trans community in general. It's always about what makes them feel better about themselves. Trans athletes are a perfect example of this.
The Lost City (2022)
Dumb and Dumber have company
Truly terrible. If it was even remotely funny, maybe, but it's not. Truly adolescent script with a touch of woke. If you have a choice between this and a 2 hour nap, you'll feel much better taking the nap.
Deadlock (2021)
The Worst
Another Bruce Willis disgrace. It's hard to put into words how bad this movie is. Truly worthy of a failing high school student effort. Looking at a blank wall is more exciting. There are no actual actors in this movie and the writer/director should be embarrassed.
Blasted: Gutta vs Aliens (2022)
Horrible
The absolute worst piece of garbage. I have ever watched. No matter how bad you think it might be, it's worse. The acting is embarrassing. Maybe an 8 year old would like it but I doubt it.
God's Favorite Idiot (2022)
Remove brain before watching
......then have someone shoot you to make sure. If that's too much, take a bottle of tranquilizers to make sure you don't because this is one stupid, dumb, and anoying movie.
Vikings: Valhalla (2022)
No Last Kingdom
If Last Kingdom was a 10, this garbage is a 0. Had to rate a 2 because system wouldn't take a 1. I could tolerate all the woke BS if the storyline and acting we're good but it's terrible and just boring. The dialogue will make you throw up.
Ghosts (2021)
Vapid
Another politically correct comedy with a moral lesson at every turn combined with really stupid dialog. Even the entire story line is stupid. As my title says about as vapid as it gets.
Solar Impact (2019)
Stupid movie about stupid people
These kids are so dumb it defies all logic. Starts off with them in coffee shop and they let an infected person in she turns and bites someone who turns but time after time it happens again but they seem to think their friend won't. They should have all died in the first 5 minutes and save viewers from watching this garbage thinking it will somehow get better. It doesn't. 100% waste of time.
Alien Conquest (2021)
TERRIBLE
Stupid dialogue and you can't call this acting. Emily is especially cringe worthy. This abomination makes a 1950s Saturday kids matinee look like a work of art.
Pungo: A Witch's Tale (2020)
HORRIBLE
You get what you expect when you combine a terrible script and terrible dialog with terrible acting.