Devils_Mentor Reviews

Hazbin Hotel (2019– )

This is easily an award winning show.

[10/10 · 11 February 2024]

What an incredible show! I don't know if streaming service shows get awards, but deserves an Emmy , Golden Globe , or something.

I know it will be a long wait, till Season 2 drops, but the wait between the Pilot and Season 1 was definitely worth the pay off!

It's absurd that we need to type out six hundred characters, to satisfy an absurd quota, just to post our reviews, seeing I only needed three hundred and fourty to say all that I needed to say, but here I am, still needing one hundred and ninety-eight characters to get the job done. Seems like a complete waste of member's time. I still need seven more. DONE.

Carter (2022)

WOW this is bad

[1/10 · 7 August 2022]

41 minutes is all I could handle. Horrible acting, horrible cgi, just straight up horrible. I was saying it while I was watching, this looks and sounds like it was chopped together with clips from a video game, then laughed when someone mentioned it in their review.

Prey (I) (2022)

I was really hating on this chapter...

[7/10 · 6 August 2022]

...but, I actually liked it.

There were a lot of stupid, but trivial screw ups, that were more on the technical side, but the story and the gimmick worked well.

BTW, a lot of people are crying about the flick being woke, but I didn't get that feel... and that's coming from a rIgHt WiNg FaScIsT wHiTe gUy 😱

7/10.

Only Murders in the Building (2021– )

Amy Schumer

[8/10 · 2 July 2022]

I can't believe they completely ruined the show with that ph@t Pp!9! Two episodes are two too much. I could smell her sweaty p!9 body, through the tv.

Hollow (2021)

Nice cover art, lol

[1/10 · 17 May 2022]

Nothing says, "Awesome and Original," like stealing other movie's posters and making it you own.

I guess that since Drag Me to Hell is over over 10 years old, they think people had forgotten and would not have noticed, that they ripped off a Sam Raimi film... no one forgets a Sam Raimi film, lol...

Planet Zee (2021)

Seriously?!

[1/10 · 10 May 2022]

Just another waste of time, from Simps with a 6 year old IPhone, thinking they are talented and matter enough to make mOvIeS.

I rather watch a mentally inept lefty, cry and rage, because someone disagreed with them on the fact that clear is not a colour.

Blade the Iron Cross (2020)

Sad :'(

[3/10 · 18 April 2022]

Blade and the crew deserve better than this.

The dumpster fire, that Full Moon has become, continues to burn. We need someone to step up and bring back FM to it former gory... errr... glory!

Settlers (2021)

For Steve

[3/10 · 11 July 2021]

I gave it a 3/10

You're the cube... errr... robot... errr... man, Steve!

The Red Nightmare (2021)

Who gave the Village Idiots a video camera

[1/10 · 22 February 2021]

This should be used as a lesson on, how not to make movies, for Introduction to Filmmaking - 101

And side note - I will NEVER buy a Wyze home monitoring system, seeing how they have poor judgment on how to use their advertising budget.

The Third Day (2020)

Nothing "Special"

[2/10 · 7 December 2020]

The only thing "special" about this flick, is that it that promises so much and gives nothing.

Dune Drifter (2020)

Who knew!?

[1/10 · 2 December 2020]

Both Humans and Aliens must be getting their plasma coils from ACME Rocket Ship Parts Inc.

Oh and Alien like wearing jeans

Slay Belles (2018)

Cheeezy like Cheetos... Pure Cheezy Goodness!

[7/10 · 2 December 2019]

Cheeezy like Cheetos and who doesn't like Cheetos!

Sure there's a lot of wrong with this flix, but still a 7/10 on the Cheezy Goodness! This is not your typical high school project Z flix, this was a lot of fun!

And I gotta mention the killer makeup for Krampus... Great practicals!

Don't listen to the crybabies! If you're watching this, you know what you're getting yourself into. Don't be one of those pretentious jackholes, who watches a cheezfest then cries about how crappy it was; especially if it's a fun ride like this.

Wounds (2019)

Ummm... Okaaay?

[2/10 · 10 November 2019]

This movie literally had one act! A single solitary 1 hour and 35 minute, act!

This movie went nowhere, until the end, then credits rolled. Promised so much, but gave nothing.

You remember that chick, from high school, the one who wore the promise ring, but would still make out with you, for an hour and thirty-five minutes, then leave you blue and hanging... well this flix is her, personified.

2/10

D-Railed (2018)

Poor Lance

[1/10 · 16 August 2019]

It hurts to see him doing hot garbage like this :'(