I want to say something to the kind reviewers who pointed out the "holes" in the script, while saying this movie is average. Saying this movie has plot holes is like saying Ebola is a skin rash--this script is so unimaginably bad that there are laugh-out-loud moments every minute or two. The story glitches along so awkwardly. Just a few standout moments (potential spoilers):
-A badly injured, crippled soldier years out of military service is visited by army officers at his pool, where they tell him his dead wife is alive, and if he comes with them RIGHT NOW they won't kill her. "We leave at 0600!" LOLOLOK;
-WHY do they want this soldier? Oh, because he has AMNESIA about what happened when he was in the military, and has never remembered. "You're the only one who knows (the location and layout of the targeted facility)"--wait, wut? Sgt. Amnesia is now the crucial link to find a hidden facility? LOLOLOK;
-The break-in: you'd think finding a hidden facility in a hostile jungle, bypassing massive security and heavy artillery/guards, and finding a top-secret weapon that can destroy FREEDOM would be difficult? In the words of the Pitch Meeting guy, "Not at all! Barely an inconvenience!" That all takes place in a matter of minutes: find hidden base, overpower all defenses with about 12 soldiers, find the weapon, hack the security, escape with the weapon. LOLOLOK;
-Remember those awful Star Wars prequels, eps 1-3, where people can do faster-than-light interstellar travel but nobody has heard of aerodynamics, and instead fly these stupid skyscrapers around the universe? Well this is a super-advanced AI/robot civilization that relies on escape ladders. LOLOLOK;
-That weird little robot kid? Doesn't speak, until she suddenly speaker perfect English! "Barely an inconvenience!"
-A couple of the other surviving solders decide to follow the crippled amnesiac (who miraculously knows everything), and drive around a hostile country in a stolen police vehicle with nary a second thought;
-The magical savior/kid/robot can control...electronics? She turns out all the lights at a checkpoiint, turns the power in their van back on, and they drive away under fire...and the glare of all the lights, which are suddenly back on;
Look, I've got a HUGE suspension of disbelief. I love B movies, silly Sci-Fi, dumb RomComs, you name it--I went into this movie expecting just a mediocre, forgettable movie. What I got instead was something so bad that I left after Act 2 and reclaimed the rest of my evening. So don't ask me how it ends...I couldn't care less.
Amazingly, astonishingly bad.
-A badly injured, crippled soldier years out of military service is visited by army officers at his pool, where they tell him his dead wife is alive, and if he comes with them RIGHT NOW they won't kill her. "We leave at 0600!" LOLOLOK;
-WHY do they want this soldier? Oh, because he has AMNESIA about what happened when he was in the military, and has never remembered. "You're the only one who knows (the location and layout of the targeted facility)"--wait, wut? Sgt. Amnesia is now the crucial link to find a hidden facility? LOLOLOK;
-The break-in: you'd think finding a hidden facility in a hostile jungle, bypassing massive security and heavy artillery/guards, and finding a top-secret weapon that can destroy FREEDOM would be difficult? In the words of the Pitch Meeting guy, "Not at all! Barely an inconvenience!" That all takes place in a matter of minutes: find hidden base, overpower all defenses with about 12 soldiers, find the weapon, hack the security, escape with the weapon. LOLOLOK;
-Remember those awful Star Wars prequels, eps 1-3, where people can do faster-than-light interstellar travel but nobody has heard of aerodynamics, and instead fly these stupid skyscrapers around the universe? Well this is a super-advanced AI/robot civilization that relies on escape ladders. LOLOLOK;
-That weird little robot kid? Doesn't speak, until she suddenly speaker perfect English! "Barely an inconvenience!"
-A couple of the other surviving solders decide to follow the crippled amnesiac (who miraculously knows everything), and drive around a hostile country in a stolen police vehicle with nary a second thought;
-The magical savior/kid/robot can control...electronics? She turns out all the lights at a checkpoiint, turns the power in their van back on, and they drive away under fire...and the glare of all the lights, which are suddenly back on;
Look, I've got a HUGE suspension of disbelief. I love B movies, silly Sci-Fi, dumb RomComs, you name it--I went into this movie expecting just a mediocre, forgettable movie. What I got instead was something so bad that I left after Act 2 and reclaimed the rest of my evening. So don't ask me how it ends...I couldn't care less.
Amazingly, astonishingly bad.
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