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Reviews
City Dragon (1995)
Probably the best example of a midget doing kung fu I've ever seen.
How amazing are the raps in this film!!! Also I found that Philthy Phil is one hell of a man, not only did he write the songs, appear, edit, produce and direct but I think he did every other job with his video camera. I swear that when they made this film they said, "hey lets go into a charity shop, buy all the clothes, plus a pink frisby. Now lets get all our mates and their mates and put them in front of my video camera. The best parts of this film are how MC Kung fu manages to get into fights with various people who just shout abuse! Every other person starts a fight with him, its hilarious. The guy in the dojo is good who's wearing a mickey mouse club t-shirt, and the way MC Kung fu raps to chat girls up has really helped me with girls, they all think I'm disabled. This film is one of the unintentionally hilarious films I've seen in my life, I don't think I've lost so much bodily fluid crying with laughter. Make more!
The Force Within (1993)
Oh baby, this film is as good as it gets
Everything about this film is amazing. The timing of each line, the martial arts and fighting sequences and the soundtrack and most importantly, using clips from old martial arts films in a montage to represent a characters life. Its so artistic, most directors never think to only film half the actor in a shot, but this director does more than that, he uses zoom in an erratic fashion, he slows down fighting sequences that are already slow, and he's opted for a script that is beyond belief. Stuart Steel is so good in the two scenes he's in, and that boy loves his sunglasses. Its ingenious to use a bit of porn when the storyline gets a bit mundane. My favourite bit was the cake being smashed into a baddies face, and the big middle finger, unmissable. Sound quality is exceptional too!!! GO DOWN TO YOUR LOCAL £1 SHOP AND BUY THIS, TRY AND GET SOME MORE JUST LIKE IT TOO! This film is the funniest piece of rubbish i've ever seen, I have never cried with laughter for more than 30 minutes before until I saw this.