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The Northman (2022)
That was murder...
...and not the good kind.
At 2hrs and 17mins, it was also 2hrs too long.
Lovely scenery; pretty cozzies; great fight choreography but I assume each audition required the ability to growl like a bear... because there was a lot of that. A lot.
X (2022)
Not very original is it?
If a little green man popped down from outer space and asked "what's a horror film?" I'd say "watch X and you'll never have to watch another one again"
That's how clichéd it is.
The Batman (2022)
Excellent footstep sound effects
One star for Pattinson's excellent Clint Eastwood impersonation; one star for wonderful footstep sound effects (every 30 seconds) and one star for Paul Dano who I really like. No more stars because it was really dull.
Licorice Pizza (2021)
Was this a film or a mini series?
This was like a bizarre TV series where all the episodes were jammed together, each one bearing no relationship to any other, apart from the fact that the two leads were in each one.
Most of the scenes could quite easily have been shown in any order at all. Weird.
The Tragedy of Macbeth (2021)
No
Love a bit of Shakespeare
Even acted in a couple of amateur productions
Didn't love this.
Too American ("Scatland"!)
Too stylistic.
Oh the other hand, less than two hours
Too drab.
Klovn: The Movie (2010)
So disappointing
Was really looking forward to this after I heard some film critic on the radio talking about Danish films, say it was even better than 'Another Round' (which I loved). Have to disagree though, I thought it was utter tripe. And uncomfortably cruel.
Our Ladies (2019)
Cast brilliant, but what an awful script
I just can't understand how a coming of age film about a group of teenage
Scottish schoolgirls, written by a male Australian septuagenarian could be so unfunny. Any ideas?
Druk (2020)
Drinking bad, drinking good
Although there are the obvious consequences depicted about how alcohol can ruin careers, marriages and friendships, I loved how the final "graduation" scene was a true celebration of how we should not be ashamed to embrace and enjoy drinking with friends and colleagues if the occasion is worthy enough.
And Mads Mikkelsen's dance routine was worth the entrance money alone.
The Suicide Squad (2021)
Not as much fun as the dentist
Can't wait to watch the first one now!
My rating may be a little unfair as I had to leave half way through (it was so dull).
Maybe the second half w
as fantastic.