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Boris Becker: The Rise and Fall (2023)
An interesting look into the turbulent life of a former great tennis player and a now tragic man.
This was a very interesting and fascinating look into the chaos that was and is the life of Boris Becker.
In many ways I would postulate that this is a very good example of what can happen when someone with an exceptional talent gathers the wrong types of people around him combined with a very self centered personality. We have seen it time and time again, and its a tale as old as time. I would also say that to me it looks like a deep insight into what can happen when you become addicted to fame, money and women without any focus on personal development or morals, living outside your means as some type of comfort and/or distraction. It seems like he also may be a classic narcissist who uses people for his own gain and throws them away when they no longer are of any value to him, especially all the women of his life.
All in all the documentary portrais the spectacular, tragic and pathetic downfall of a young tennis pehnom becoming a grown man who could have had it all, but instead threw it all away on bad business deals, a overendulgent and too expensive lifestyle and women for reasons only he knows. Very sad to see, but as veiwers we can at least try to learn and not make the same mistakes our selfs. It is also a very good example of how alot of money and fame not necessarily makes you happy. Worth the watch!
Whitney Cummings: Can I Touch It? (2019)
So, so, so, so, so, so, sooooo bad.
This whole "special" sounded like the rant of that bitter girlfriend that your partner always has in their friend-group who also thinks she is funny.
There is nothing new, refreshing or original about anything she is talking about in this "special". In short this was just a monolog about all the bad men she has or has had in her life, or her misconstrued view of men in general and plain complaining in general. That can of course be funny when done in a funny way, but when there is nothing new, original or interesting about it, it just seems bitter, sad and you can't but wonder about her as a human being making the choices she does that leads to all this complaining about men feeling sad for her. It also ads another level to it all when you see how promiscuous she is on SoMe and the web, so it all just comes across as hypocritical and pathetic and a shot at surfing on the "meToo" wave that started with Weinstein.
In general she also doesn't have any of the charm or charisma that real top comedians have, so the whole "special" just has a weird vibe of a hyperactive woman playing the victim, complaining about her life and "struggles". I guess it all just doesn't seem real, and more like a comedy grift, and that is never good. She actually reminds me of Joe Rogans "comedy", and that is not a compliment.
I guess I would have a different take if I was a woman, as I have the feeling she is trying her best to play to women.
Finding You (2020)
So, so bad.
Totally okey premiss as a rom/com, and a very pretty and beautiful place filming it. Having said that I dont think I have seen such bad acting ever. Especially from the two young main characters, its so very obvious that they dont have chemestry.
At one point I was thinking that maybe the movie was trolling other good movies, by being so incredibly bad. I can see what they have tried to do, but its a big fail.
The most obvious cliche of the movie is that we have gotten another «strong independent woman» movie as is of the times, which is very annoying and politically correct. You will find every cliche in the book in this movie, and not in the good way.
Some catchy music and very beautiful scenary, but thats it. Im sorry.
nuvel: Martha presenterer: Høvla øve! (2023)
This is such a bad show!
This is a typical show for 2023 where it seems like it doesnt matter that it is a super bad program as long as they try to be controversial. I am constantly surprised at how many of these shows get made and who even watches them because they are so incredibly bad. I suspect that not many people watch it, but the executives at the channels thinks it good but actually the shows are so so bad. The bartender talking english is also so cringe that I feel sick watching it. I would advice everyone who doesnt want to lose braincells to not spend a minute watching this because there are so many other shows that are worth seeing instead.
Harry & Meghan: The Complete Story (2022)
I have never seen anything like this.
I have never seen something that insignificant being spun as something that important.
The whole series is just so false and hard to watch because of just that. I can very much understand that people like them, that so much fake stuff is written about, wants to tell their story, but it just looks so very, very bad and out of place. Just like the C. Ronaldo interveiw. Especially now with the war in Ukraine, power crisis in Europe and everything else that happens in the world that people struggle with. This just seems like non-problems compared to normal people, fake and forced and like a undercover mission to tell a story that only they care about and that is totally constructed.
And how awkward isnt it that they refere to eachother as «M» and «H».
It truly hurts watching this series, and not in a good way.
Mammals (2022)
James Corden.
I really dont think James Corden is a good actor or a good talkshow host. Having said that people can surprise you. I am very sure it affects me that James Corden is such a bad and rude guy and that that just makes it impossible to enjoy this movie. Call me childish but its just a fact. The good thing is that there are other actors in the movie, so that can lift the movie where James Corden brings it down, as he does.
Its such an interesting thing how ones impression of and ones knowledge of an actors bad behavior in their private life affects how you see them as an actor when acting as well. And for me this is a very good example.
The Pogmentary (2022)
A terrible and pathetic documentary!
This is one of the worst documentaries I have ever seen. Its so obvious that this is a PR stunt and his so called audition for his dream of being an actor when he is done with football, which is said already in the first episode.
Having said that it's also just so tragic and sad that he can't see himself how out of place and self-aggrandising this is. He is being revealed as an overpaid and egotistical little child who only has yes people around him, and playing the victim he can also do when United «only» gives him a new contract proposal of 290000 £ a week and called it nothing, so maybe there still is hope for an acting career.
Good documentaries lets the documentarist have free reins and tell the true, full and objektive story, and that is obviously not done here. It's also kind of hilarious how all these young famous people nowadays think they have life wisdom to share in a documentary when they aren't even 30 years old, and if not that its just to show off their life and thats even worse. I am starting to understand Mourinho and why he said Pogba had a negative influence in the dressing room. All in all I guess its just sad. He has all that money, a beautiful family and accomplished the dream of millions of people around the world, being a pro fotballer, and still he has the need for more attention and fame. I would say he is an example of how society in the west these days is totally F'd up. Nothing is ever enough and all that matters is fame, money, attention, ugly but expensive clothes and weird haircuts. It makes me sad, but I am glad he is no longer a Manchester United player, and come to think of it he never really was.
How I Met Your Mother (2005)
This is not a good show.
I have to say that this is a bad and unfunny show. It sucks ass because of bad acting and bad scripts. I can't lie, its very bad. I never understood how people liked this show as much as they apparently did. I have given it loads of chances and watched quite a lot of episodes, but I always land on the same conclusion = it sucks ass.
Kamikaze (2021)
Very, very boring series!
This was just super boring and I don't really understand what they tried to do with this show. I kept thinking when is is going to start for real, but I didn't. Frekking boring man!
Sex Life (2019)
A cheap soft core porn series.
Man this was bad. So much awkward and embarrassing acting and sex scenes and drama, and the storyline also isnt much to brag about either.
To me this is a cheap soft core porn series. Not for me.