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Ghostland (2018)
This is to Horror movies as MacArthur Park is to 70's rock.
...and I mean the full 7 minutes 24 second Richard Harris version.
Seriously? A review must contain 600 characters?
Well first of all, there's NO such thing as spoilers on this (I hate to call this a film) this "piece", because it can't be spoiled. I found it impossible to enjoy and only finished because I lost a coin toss.
How many time can you watch a movie where the savaged heroine/s can't bring themselves to REALLY hit the sicko? Well it felt like I had to watch it ten times in this movie alone.
And of course she failed to hit any blood vessels with her surprise attack (by now I was wanting to take the remote to check the status bar and see how many minutes of the piece remained...)
And "candy truck?" YES, CANDY TRUCK!!! Now take your adderal you stupid cop! And in fact everyone in this movie except one (I won't say... but it's NOT worth watching the movie to find out).
The soundtrack was either from the Lifetime Channel, or a writer of Muzak who is now working with orchestral instruments.
Barbie In Dreamland, which I watched earlier today with my granddaughter could have won the Oscar for best picture compared to this piece.
In my humble opinion. : - p.
Recovery (2021)
Original, Unpredictable, Hilarious
In the last two years believe me we've seen ev-ry-thing... This one had us actually laughing out loud. These two are magic together-so funny! A lot of this had to be improve.
Sasquatch (2021)
False advertising
Not about Sasquatch. If your were intrigued by the title then prepare to be disappointed. There was nothing satisfying about the ending after enduring three boring episodes. Who cares about drug dealers killing each other? Grrrrrrr.