1. Use an alternate timeline so you don't have to think about avoiding possible consequences that might interfere with the next three movies.
2. Use a bunch of intriguingly flashy scenes to make reviewers feel bad about giving the movie the three stars it deserves.
3. Put the story of the first three Terminator movies into a mixer, add a pinch of salt, seven spoons of pig excrements and twelve grams of unnecessary character clichés.
4. Make extensive use of explosions, sunglasses, the vomit-evoking "fate-cliché" as well as Arnold Schwarzenegger to remind people that these movies used to be more than those four aspects.
5. Make the Terminators more human and have childr... WHAT
Why? Why in the name of the third version of Sarah Connor would you do that? This movie is a disgrace for all the brilliant moral and philosophical dilemma the first three movies were able to provide. Another franchise ruined by Hollywood. What a shame.
By the way, except for this sentence I wrote this review half-way through the movie. Now I've seen the rest and realized that I don't have to change a single word. That hilariously proves how pointless the second half really is.
2. Use a bunch of intriguingly flashy scenes to make reviewers feel bad about giving the movie the three stars it deserves.
3. Put the story of the first three Terminator movies into a mixer, add a pinch of salt, seven spoons of pig excrements and twelve grams of unnecessary character clichés.
4. Make extensive use of explosions, sunglasses, the vomit-evoking "fate-cliché" as well as Arnold Schwarzenegger to remind people that these movies used to be more than those four aspects.
5. Make the Terminators more human and have childr... WHAT
Why? Why in the name of the third version of Sarah Connor would you do that? This movie is a disgrace for all the brilliant moral and philosophical dilemma the first three movies were able to provide. Another franchise ruined by Hollywood. What a shame.
By the way, except for this sentence I wrote this review half-way through the movie. Now I've seen the rest and realized that I don't have to change a single word. That hilariously proves how pointless the second half really is.
- schmofldofl.
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