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Dark Asylum (2001)
Crap
Well what can u say abt this movie?. Bad acting, predictable story, same crap as the other "Horror movies from 1990-2000". The killer looks like a big pig and isnt that scary. He got shot several times without any kind of bad injury(ohh yes he sew himself up). I really dont like this movie. If u wanna see real horror movies then i suggest u check the 70´s horror movies out. This one u can throw in the trashcan.
Long Time Dead (2002)
Crap Movie
A group of friends get together and try a Ouija board and(of course) everything goes wrong. Well this movie was a waste of time. There isn´t anything new into the genre, and the acting is poor. The director Marcus Adams should do something else than directing horror movies. If you want to watch real horror from the good old days try movies from director´s like Dario Argento, Lucio Fulci, George Romero. They know what horror is, but Mark doesn´t. This is just crap in my opinion. 2/10
Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)
Predictable
Well i didn´t have that high expectations on this one. I like Carpenter´s movie better. That movie had humor and better actors/actresses than this one. Jon Bon Jovi is okay as the vampire hunter. The story is a bit boring in my opinion and a bit unbelievable too. Hey that black man is he stupid or what??? He is sleeping outside a vampire nest and he thinks that the woman that approaches him is not a vampire???(That part really made me disappointed, why didn´t he tell them?). Maybe he thought he just got a flu or something?.
What more??? yes of course the whole movie is predictable. Why can´t the director surprise us with different way to do the movie?. This movie is not half as nice as the first one. I recommend the first one instead. The woman playing vampire leader is not good!!!. She looks ugly and she is not good in that role. I´m sorry to say but this movie is just bad......... 3/10
The Scorpion King (2002)
Hollywood Crap
Well what can I say about this movie?. It was a big disappointment. It started nice but soon everything that i dont like in movies appeared. Why do they always have to put a child part in the movie?. You always know how its going to end then. If the director wants to do a child movie, do a disney movie or a comedy. I want to see action and nothing else when I rent this kind of movies.
The acting in the movie is okay but nothing more(no oscar winners here :-) ). Well the ending was just like I thought it would be(ridiculous). If you want to see movies of these kinds you should watch "Conan the Barbarian" or "Conan the Destroyer". The acting in those movies are not greater than this but they are more entertaining. 4/10
Children Shouldn't Play with Dead Things (1972)
Good Zombie Movie
This is how they should do horror movies nowadays. This one is not as good as other zombie movies like "Dawn Of The Dead" or "Zombie Flesheaters" but it has it´s potential. A group of people come to a remote island and start to do satanic rituals to wake up the dead. The whole satanic ritual thing seems to fail but who knows what awaits them. The whole movie is dark and scary. This is how i would like to see movies being made today. What about the ending??? Yessssssss i like it very much. He he he he.........
Sang faa sau see (1998)
Boring
This is just a rip off(Dawn Of The Dead). Low budget bad acting and poor effects. If you wanna see a good zombie movie you should watch "Dawn Of The Dead", "Zombie Flesheaters", "Day Of The Dead". There are some nice gore in the film but compare to the other films i just mentioned this one sucks. I don't recommend this one....
The Slumber Party Massacre (1982)
Well Not An Oscar Winner
Well i love gore and horror from the seventies. This one is from the eighties and its pretty lame. Okay, its alot of blood and gore in it but its not a good movie if we are talking horror. A killer is killing alot of teenager(wow i have never seen that before)with a drilling machine. The story is poor and the acting to. This movie contain alot of breasts and nudity. Watch it if you dont have anything else to do but like i said its not great......
The Thing from Another World (1951)
Worth Watching
This movie is completely different from the one with Kurt Russell. This one is more softer and does not have that much gore. I recommend this movie if you like older movies. I really enjoyed it but i prefer the newer one. I m a gore freak thats why.