Fans of the sword and sorcery genre might want to take a look at this laughably inept masterpiece about a pair of buxom twins fighting their evil father. This film has it all: bad acting, terrible dialogue, awful special effects, and of course, gratuitous nudity. As another reviewer mentioned, the dialogue appears to have been dubbed, even though the actors were clearly speaking English to begin with. This just serves to make the film even more amusing. Equally amusing is how initially nobody can tell that the twins are really girls, even though this should have been obvious to anybody with at least one eye. All in all, a fun film for fans of the genre. I give it a 7 out of 10.
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Deathstalker II
(1987)
Fun and hilarious "B" movie
14 February 2002
If you like bad movies then you will love this one. It's a totally tongue-in-cheek sword-and-sorcery film filled with great one-liners, bad acting, and gratuitous nudity. It may seem a little silly if you are expecting a "serious" Conan-type barbarian movie, but the humor is really what sets this film apart from others of its kind. Probably the funniest part of all is the outtakes that appear at the end. All in all, a must for fans of bad movies. I give it 9 out of 10.
Amazons
(1986)
Not bad for fans of the genre
13 February 2002
If you enjoy cheesy sword and sorcery movies (in the vein of Deathstalker) then you will probably enjoy this one. It's about a pair of female warriors who are sent on a quest to retrieve a magic sword, which is the only thing that can defeat an evil wizard. Along the way they make sure to get naked a few times, and of course encounter some other women who also get naked. There's even a gratuitous sex scene thrown in for good measure. Add to this some really bad acting and poorly choreographed fight scenes, and you have all the elements of an enjoyably bad movie. I give it 7 out of 10.
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