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Mr. Pickles (2013)
I have no words.
I genuinely have no words. How could someone INSANE enough could like this? I mean, seriously. Just look at the theme of the show, and tell me.. is it actually decent? NO. NOT AT ALL. It somehow took the unfunny jokes of Family Guy, the gross out scenes from Rick and Morty, the disgusting and inappropriate humor, and even got as far as to combine it together and add some satanic visuals, meaning that it HYPNOTIZES people, heck even FREAKING TEENAGERS to worship satan. As a christian greek pre-teen, my anger for this show is just too much to comprehend. Everything about it is abysmal, and it's about as inadequate and gruesome as Ren Seeks Help. If you worship God and love him as much as he loves all of us, DON'T EVER, AND I MEAN.. EVER!!! WATCH THIS. This is one of the most, HEINOUS, GROTESQUE, APALLING, PSYCHOPATHIC PIECES OF CARTOON MEDIA THAT MY 2 PRECIOUS EYEBALLS HAD TO SEE. This show is one of the reasons why i lost faith in humanity, and it's because of the satanic imagery it shows. I'm serious about this. God would know FULL WELL that he wouldn't like this "cartoon". 0/10.
Rick and Morty (2013)
I don't get it.
(DISCLAIMER: NOW BEFORE YOU GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS OUT AND START RUTHLESSLY BASHING MY OPINION FOR NO REASON, I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS TO TREAT ME LIKE A LAUGHINGSTOCK. THIS IS JUST MY OPINION AND THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND RICK AND MORTY FANS AT ANY KIND.) Alright, so let me make an explanation. I don't really like this show. First off let's get started with the animation. The type of animation that is provided here is pretty close to being an Adult Show type of animation made on a digital computer, but there are a few scenes that literally make me throw up, including some of the most graphic and gross out scenes. Fortunately, the disgust level for this show isn't as high as South Park. But, i got to be honest. It's way up there when it comes to gross out. Secondly, After season 4, it started becoming way worse than seasons 1 - 3. Most of the jokes that appear on the episodes (after the fourth season) aren't even funny, and they're as bad as a dung beetle telling a knock knock joke to a bunch of cockroaches and possums in a dusty basement. Not to mention that some jokes are as equally disgusting as the scenes, oh and it even makes fun of dark humor like it's a common thing in most TV shows. How wonderful for a show with a self absorbed scientist and a girl obsessed male teenager as the main characters. Oh yeah, and who POSSIBLY couldn't forget about Rick? He has just one of the most flavorless character developments ever done to a character. He is somewhat a very self absorbed person. All he does is burp, do unfunny jokes, and claims he is the "most genius man in the whole universe" because for some reason that just provides viewers a forced moral that being selfish and not letting any one have a different opinion about you is good. It just makes the character spread inane stupidity and brainrot all around.
So, to sum it up, it's nothing but a show without flavor, a show without quality, a show that uses stupid morals to make money, and the jokes are as dry as a box of chocolates. Not to mention, some of the jokes that deal with dark humor (and make fun of it) are actually quite serious because it's not funny. I prefer a show that kids and adults can enjoy. Rocko's Modern Life, Thomas and Friends (original series), PB&J Otter, and many other classic kids shows. It's way better than wasting your valuable 5 days of free time watching this. End of story.
The Emoji Movie (2017)
The end of good 3D animation. No questions asked.
Okay, this movie is just.. how do you even take it seriously anymore?
Just by looking at the poster of the movie, it just looks like the breaking point of good 3D animated movies. A barrier and a terrible limit to describe. Ugly designs, utterly NONSENSICAL adventures, zero comedic value, manipulating multiple newcomers, it just is not a movie anymore. It feels like a swirling spiral of torment especially by watching it 2 times. It makes some of Video Brinquedo's movies look like structures made out of the finest marble in comparison. Honestly, this is just too terrible for my liking. Just, don't watch this movie and maybe you'll have the best time of your life. Trust me.
South Park (1997)
Sorry south park fans, but i have to do this.
I once was nervous to make a review on this because some people would actually flame the HECK out of me, but now i'm fully brave to actually criticize this show. This show, in my opinion, is actually TERRIBLE, and DISTURBING. It has lots of blood and gore (for some reason), nudity (well, sometimes), and other nasty stuff that was taken way too far in quality of the animation. It just looks so realistic and gruesome that i was going to be genuinely disturbed from watching it. Oh and eric cartman.. oh god.. don't even get me STARTED with him.. He has done lots of messed up things.. Oh my god....
Thomas & Friends: All Engines Go (2021)
Another bad show.. WILL MY LIFE GET ANY WORSE?
Bro, what? Mattel, how on earth is it possible for you to have the dang AUDACITY to portray this to kids (not to mention Thomas and Friends fans like me)? Was it because the show was "too complex" in your point of view? Was it the fact that you hate kids shows with endearing morals? Was it because your trying WAY too hard to get money off of this reboot? Or maybe it's because you hate the classic cartoons? Probably all of the above, i suppose. No, you wouldn' call this a cartoon. You would call this the biggest schlock of cartoon doo doo cramped inside a bag. I wish they would change this.....
Teen Titans Go! (2013)
OH MY FREAKING GOD.
So, you're saying that you took a piece of our childhood, removed all the little things that made it special, and managed to convince people (even little kids) that it was actually funny? Wow, cartoon network. You really have done messed up this time. I just can't believe this sad excuse of a reboot (if you would even call it a reboot) is still up and running on children's televisions. Flashing colors, cheesy plotlines, disgusting jokes, brain numbing songs, it has everything. The only thing that keeps it continuing is the fact that kids actually like this garbage. I'm so disappointed in you..
Biatches (2014)
I'm disgusted.
ANOTHER BAD TV SERIES? Oh god.. First off, the animation is just making me extremely uncomfortable. Second off, there are numerous amounts of disgusting jokes that makes me want to barf. Yes, i'm saying that because i'm a pre-teen. Not to mention the fact that this is basically the embodiment of filler when it comes to jokes. It's just.. unbearable. If you are a big kid like me, don't watch this. It's terrible, the jokes make me throw up, the writing is just the true meaning of filler, vice versa. I recommend you to watch something else that's at least not inappropriate to this level. I'm honestly begging you guys.
Samsonadzeebi (2009)
BRO WHAT IS THIS?
Bro.. what is this abomination? So your telling me that some MENTALLY STABLE georgian person actually made this dumpster fire? Cause it seems like it! Also, look at the animation! WHAT KIND OF CGI ANIMATION IS THIS? If these would be one of the movies i will watch for hallowen, i would just bleach my eyes even if i already started to watch it. Thank god i wasn't from georgia, otherwise i would have nightmares from even looking at whatever this is. It's honestly terrible, even more terrible than Wuzz Wuzz and Bott Bot and Dorbees. Seriously guys, do NOT even think about watching this. God dang.