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Unhinged (2020)
Well, that's 90 mins I can't get back
Yeesh. Okay, here's the deal. Throw every negative adjective you can think of in a blender, give it a whirl, and pour it all over this debacle of a movie. The protagonist is an idiot who make one stupid choice after another. It's almost like she secretly wanted to help the villain kill everyone close to her. He even had a look of, "I can't believe I am actually getting away with this" a few times. A dumb, insulting movie that panders to the dumbest audience possible. And it is so out of touch with any kind of reality that no one can buy into it What a waste of time, money, and effort. WHO thought this was a good idea??!
Aged (2023)
Unspeakably Bad, In Every Way. Really. No kidding.
Unoriginal, predictable, insipid, and worst of all, the acting is abysmal. Wish I could reclaim the time I spent on this garbage fire of a movie. I stuck with it, thinking, "No movie in 2023 could be this awful." Nope - I was wrong. This one is just terrible. PLEASE don't waste your time on this one. At best, it is a well-worn plot that could have been told in a 3-minute short. You find yourself hoping that the protagonist will be swallowed up by an earthbound hell-worm - anything to make the film end. I couldn't possibly spoil anything here, since, by reading the title of the movie, you already know exactly what is going to happen. Going to find my thesaurus to find more synonyms for "horrible" now . . .