sjakka Reviews

Michel Vaillant (2003)

So bad it's funny

[1/10 · 19 November 2003]

This was one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Bad acting, bad sound, bad story, bad plot, bad music, bad directing,...

The actual racing was never realistic or fun to watch as in some real movies about cars. (Italian job)

I started counting every ridiculous thing I could see, about a half an hour before the ending, and ended up with no less than 87.

Unrealistic, dumb, irritating, predictable, childish, boring, but I must admit, funny. (although not intended)

I gave it a 1/10

The Matrix Reloaded (2003)

As bad as the first was good

[1/10 · 21 June 2003]

oh my god. so lame and so boring... This movie really tries way too hard. not just the action scenes are overdone, especially all the boring bullsh*t. And then there are some humourous pieces that don't belong in the movie.

and the same crappy ending as in lord of the rings: only half a story, the rest is for later this year.

1/10