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Under the Skin (2013)
Worst movie ever.
You have to go some to be considered the worst movie ever but this film wins the title hands down. Scarlett must have been desperate for a paycheck to get involved in such a pointless,boring excuse of a movie. The same goes for the director. Even the frequent use of Scarlett's naked body could not salvage more than one star. There probably wasn't more than one page worth if dialog TOTAL in the entire movie It seemed like a travelog commercial for whatever city this supposedly took place in with Scarlett driving expressionless through much of the movie. I know these reviews are supposed to contain 600 words but that would be more than all of the words spoken in the movie so it is impossible to reach that number in this review because nothing happened during the hour and forty- nine minutes of torture
I had to endure in order to get to the end in the hope that something, anything would make sense. So, do yourself a favor and avoid this movie like grim death. You will thank me and possibly name your next born after me out of gratitude for saving you from this disaster.
Guillermo del Toro's Cabinet of Curiosities (2022)
Some of the worst garbage ever.
Episode 7 is possibly the worst piece of garbage I have ever wasted my time on. It was way too talkey but I initially overlooked it in anticipation of it leading to some great horrific conclusion. However, all my anticipation was quickly extinguished by the nonsensical, inexplicable excuse for an ending I have ever experienced. If there is someone out there that can explain to me what in heavens name the meaning of the ending is, I would be forever indebted to them. You would be better served staring at a blank wall in a dark room that investing one minute if your time in this drek. I will never watch another film by this director again.
The White Lotus (2021)
What a waste of time.
Kept waiting for something to happen. Still waiting. The ending was as disappointing as anything I have ever seen. Many questions are left unanswered. The characters behaved and acted so completely illogically with no explanation or clarification whatsoever. Everything is left for the viewers imagination. On the plus side the scenery is beautiful. It is like an advertisement for vacationing in Italy. The hotel is first rate gorgeous. The acting is very good. One of the annoying characters is a guy who goes around with a puss on the entire time. He completely rejects any advances from his wife, doesn't give any reason why, offers nothing toward the relationship yet she stays with this nothing burger throughout. Save yourself 8 or 9 hours of your time and pass.
Anatomy of a Scandal (2022)
absurd ending
Enjoyed this until the absurd ending. Spoiler Alert!
At the end the main character gets arrested, the Prime Minister is taken down, all based on the unsupported word of a vengeful wife. No supporting evidence. No witnesses. No paper trail. No video. Just the unsupported word of the wife trying to get even with her philandering husband.. And, to boot, the prosecuting attorney would have been disbarred prior to this based on occurrences earlier in the film. None of this could possibly happen in real life. Disappointed in David Kelley. Usually a great writer.
John and the Hole (2021)
Worst movie ever.
Whoever said the lead kid did a great acting job needs help. A robot would have shown more range and emotion. Michael Hall has come a long way since Dexter; too bad it was in the wrong direction. Must have needed a paycheck.
Scenes from a Marriage (2021)
Not quite a complete waste of time.
Fabulous acting. Unlikeable characters, especially her. He turns out to be as bad as her. Plus, what a schlub he is when his wife tells him she's in love with someone else. Areal man would have thrown her butt out in the street but this guy wants to get into bed with her as if nothing is wrong. Hated the ending. Didn't seem consistent with the direction of the characters.
Hold the Dark (2018)
Awful
I just lost 2 hours of my life. No rhyme or reason to the movie. No ending, at all. None. Just fades to black leaving all questions unanswered. Who made this garbage?