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Whiskers (1997)
I was moved by how bad it was. I hated it so much that I texted two people about it already. So 10/10.
I suspect the person who played the cat in this film never got to know a real cat in his life. Perhaps he's met an ALIEN or a WORM, but cats? No chance.
I kept waiting for his acting to get better. Thinking maybe he would suddenly remember how to cat, or share some cat wisdom. I gave up on that hope when he got into a fight with those human bullies and instead of doing ANYTHING a cat would do he used his helmet to charge at them head first and missed.
The scene when they visited "Cat land" you know, the dark alleyway with well groomed cats sitting on trash cans and dumpsters calmly meowing from different angles? I got a little excited thinking, maybe there's a secret cat mafia or a magical portal to a cat utopia! No, just another display of bumbling and confusion. I was insulted by what it is they think cats do all day.
I was moved by how bad it was. I hated it so much that I texted two people about it already. So 10/10.