djrobe Reviews

Marlon Wayans: God Loves Me (2023 TV Special)

Funnier than Chris's Live special on Netflix

[7/10 · 12 March 2023]

Watched Chris's Live show first, but not live. This comedy had me in tears. Chris's show was just average, but Marlon was great. He shows what the black man really goes through to make it in the industry. I would give him a point in half more than Chris's comedy special. When he was talking about love, I started tearing up. The women wanted to hear him belt out some 90's R&B, but guy can't carry a note. Then when he said he has so many family members that his family would come out the woodwork if Will would of slapped him. I was dying. Watching Chris's show I only laughed a few times. So if you haven't seen this give this a try. Give Marlon a leading man part in a serious romantic drama. And don't make it with a white girl being his partner either.

One of the Good Ones (2019)

Short and sweet.

[4/10 · 20 June 2022]

Good acting and music, but the story wasn't that great. It seems like this all happened in one week. I didn't get the ending at all. The movie was too short to even feel like they were even in love.

Dune (2021)

It gets a 6 for being so long and boring

[6/10 · 17 October 2021]

I see Star Wars and I never read the long book, but I finished this long movie.....I might even go watch the old one with Sting that was confusing too.

Halloween Kills (2021)

Holy crap worst Halloween movie ever

[2/10 · 16 October 2021]

We got your tran at the beginning ....check, we got the diverse actors at the bar .....check, but we still needed more Asians and Hispanics to qualify for that Oscar ....we got four or more actors from the original Halloween movies...check, we got your LGBT in the tran and guy from MAD tv.....horrible movie they need that Oscar and damn they had the 3 masks from the movie that Michael wasn't in but no snakes....brought to you by Silver Shamrock.....and when they unmask Michael at the end it's Willaim Shatner.

Bumblebee (I) (2018)

Finally get to see the original G1 Transformers

[7/10 · 23 March 2019]

80's movies always do good on soundtracks and clothing, but never on hair so this didn't feel like an 80's movie but it did feel like 80's Transformers minus Spike and his Dad

Climax (I) (2018)

What garbage -11 if i could

[1/10 · 7 February 2019]

Here is my review: -11 stars...no chics even in the film and very Satanic....very sick piece of French trash

Bodied (2017)

Eminem and DMX want out this BS Hollyweird BS

[9/10 · 13 January 2019]

The REAL 8 Mile! .....Eminem and DMX want out, but it's too late ya'll done sold your souls .....Good movie i'll go give it a 9 on IMDB...I cried more on this ending than 8 Mile....dude wearing a dreaded wig was so cheesy...this movie needs to be Oscar/Satan nominated

Skate Kitchen (2018)

its called KIDS 2

[7/10 · 23 November 2018]

Watch KIDS first then this.....I can't stand Jaden Smith on social media but he's kinda a good actor

Saturday Night Live (1975– )

this crap show isn't even live anymore

[1/10 · 16 October 2018]

Cancel this crap and let these people burn in HELL

Saturday Night Live (1975– )

WORST CAST EVER!!!

[1/10 · 16 October 2018]

So unfunny....It just goes downhill since the Dave Chapel clone returned

Sicario: Day of the Soldado (2018)

the Collector vs Thanos

[8/10 · 16 September 2018]

Damn screw Avengers 4 i wanna see part 3 of this.....good stuff! go watch the first part, but you don't have to.....just to know what happened to Del Toro's family....great movie....there better be a part 3 and soon

The Blackburn Asylum (2015)

Only Horror movie that i wanted them all to die

[1/10 · 7 July 2018]

If you seen Wrong Turn and 13 Ghosts.....then this is a one star ripoff ...nuff said

And Then I Go (2017)

Good, but not better than Elephant (2003)

[6/10 · 20 April 2018]

It's younger kids and they don't own a computer or smart phone totally unbelievable....9 & 10 year olds own a smart phone or play games on a Ipad. The acting and directing was good. This movie was either about gun control or being bullied.