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Bonjour Anne (2016)
Where was the comedy
I thought when it was advertised as a Romantic Comedy I would be watching a Romantic Comedy. This is not a Romantic Comedy. Bad acting, bad sound, bad directing, woeful dialogue, bad writing, how it got funding amazed me until I read who directed it. Without the Coppola name I do not believe it would have ever got funding.
Hard to believe that Arnaud Viard was a better actor than Diane Lane but in this movie he is, without him it would have been completely unwatchable, It was like watching a movie directed by a two year old. I gave it one star, if I could have given it zero stars I would have, it was that bad.
Million Dollar Island (2022)
Disappointing
Looks, feels, sounds and plays like a much cheaper version of Survivor - extremely disappointed in how it works. The challenges are not based on skill or luck but randomly chosen (which can involve anything) - In one episode some of the contestants chose who goes first! It was advertised as 'One hundred strangers have to survive on a desert island for two months to have a chance at winning one million dollars in prize money. By playing games, the islanders compete for wristbands worth ten thousand dollars each'. Even this is incorrect - in fact there are twins on the island, certainly not strangers - don't waste your time, watch the real survivor instead.
Gold Diggers (2023)
Woeful
Don't waste your precious time watching this so-called comedy. II found no humour at all. It's crude, rude and undesirable. There is not anything positive I can say after watching the first episode, it's badly written, badly acted, woeful. Crude humour, stupid characters, the locations look completely fake. Why does the ABC constantly use the same people making the same stupid stuff instead of using someone with actual talent. Surely with all the money the ABC gets from the government they can produce something better than this, the absolutely worst show on Australian Television. I was so looking forward to this but it just crass.
Cicha ziemia (2021)
One of the boring movies
The support characters were more interesting than the main characters, (and the main characters were dull). This movie went on and on and on with the same thing, how many minutes did we have to watch the clouds or the main character walking down a path that went on and on and on. The directing lingered on the scene and the camera went as slow as possible to get anywhere, seriously one of the most boring movies I have ever watched. The story was plain stupid, the direction took ages to tell the story, the sex scenes were unnecessary, the location was dull, and the continuity was poor. A complete waste of time.
A Perfect Pairing (2022)
Woeful
Everything is wrong with this movie, the accents, acting, dialogue, production design etc. Seriously, who in the middle of a bar fight would stop to take a call on their mobile phone, tell the person they was in a fight, can't talk then continue - don't waste your time watching this, you'll never get it back.