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Twilight (2008)
Easily one of the worst movies ever... but 10/10 in comedic value
I spent the whole movie laughing at how bad it was. The acting, the dialogue, the photography, everything... I could've missed something good happening in between times I must accept, but I've never laughed this much even watching actual comedies... I haven't read the book, and definitely wont.
The quiet dude always has a look of constipation in his face, the werewolf indians are a joke, the "bad" guys are pathetic, the vampire family is absurd, and there's no gore... how can in the middle of the XXI century you make a movie out of gruesome killers and not have gore?
At least... after being forced to see this crap, now I'm gonna get pay back by forcing my GF see Transformers 2 with me.
El caníbal (1980)
This movie is so bad it's hilarious!
How can you tell that a horror movie is terrible? when you can't stop laughing about it of course! The plot has been well covered by other reviewers, so I'll just add a few things on the hilarity of it all.
Some reviews have placed the location in South America, others in Africa, I thought it was in some random island in the Pacific. Where exactly does this take place, seems to be a mystery. The cannibal tribe is conformed by a couple of black women some black men, and a man who looks like a young Frank Zappa banging the drums... the Devil God is a large black man with a terrible case of pink eyes.
One of the "freakiest" moments in the film is when, "Pablito" find his partner hanging from a tree covered in what seems to be an orange substance that I assume is blood, starts screaming for minutes on and on (that's actually funny), and then the head of his partner falls in the ground and "Pablito" kicks it a bit for what I assume is "shits n' giggles" and the eyes actually move...
But, of course, then the "freak" is gone when you realize the eyes moved because the movie is just bad...
I hadn't laughed like this in a loooong while, and I definitely recommend this film for a Sunday afternoon with your friends and you have nothing to do... grab a case of beers and start watching this film, you'll love it! If you are looking for a real horror or gore movie, though... don't' bother.