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Shark Attack 2 (2000)
Attack of the plastic sharks!!!!
Shark Attack 2 4/10 OK, this film is OK not bad and not good, the story is OK but a some part is like jaws 3!? Story: Amie is diving with her sister but when they are near a ship Amies sister gets killed by one great white from Shark Attack 1, later the shark gets captured by one marine reacher guy but LATER the shark escapes and kills one guy, now the sister and the marine guy most stop the shark and hes family so two people VS Manny sharks! The film is directed by David Worth that made a film i really liked named kick boxer with Van Damme, and he directed Shark Attack 3 that just wash a laugh attack! The film is very cheesy with ugly plastic sharks and more shark stock footage and even some CGI sharks, BORING! The action sucks ass and the acting is OK. 4/10
Carnosaur 3: Primal Species (1996)
Carnosaur 3: Primeval laughs
OK..... This is the third in the series of carnosaur. Lets star with the dinosaur puppets! In the start of the film you cant See the Dino's cause when the body count starts you can only See the Dino's eye vision, pretty smart to hide the bad puppets! and maybe in 16 minutes forward on the film some special force team with Scott Valentine as the leader Rance, the team walks into the warehouse and then they begins to find body parts and dead body's after the Dino rampage, after a while some big box comes failing on the team and you can hear a velociraptor scream, pretty creepy!!! and then a black girl walks forward and now one blooper is found! It pops up a raptor hand and slashed her face but if you pause when the raptor hand comes you can See that its just a guy with a hand puppet!? WTF! The story is simple. 1. Some terrorist's attacks some truck cause they though It wash some weapons in there. 2. They where dead wrong it seams to be ten tons raptor and one giant t-Rex in there! How did the t-Rex fit in there??? 3. Rance and some nerds will kill the dinosaurs! Sadly some stupid blond girl told him to capture one of them alive=( 4. Holy Jesues the raptors have wheels on their feats! 5. The Dino's is now on a boat in the pacific. 6: Strange i didn't know that the t-Rex had a strange thing on hes neck??? 7. THE END. The film is good if you want a good laugh. 5/10
Spring Break Shark Attack (2005)
This is a boring and stupid shark film!
Oh my god! its not much to say about this awful film! the start of the film is boring, and maybe a half hour later you will Se a bunch of girls in bikini runigen around on a boat or a beach doesn't Mather what but they are screaming cause some stock footage and fake sharks is trying to eat them! The sharks are so god damn bad made even the CGI sharks are almost worse then the sharks in deep blue sea!!!!!! And 2 the acting is just awful no one of the actors has been in a film school! The only good things in this film is the ending scene on the beach when the tiger sharks attacks them!!!!! But..... Its a TV film so you cant think that its a true masterpiece. 3/10