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Sabbath (2008)
Bad Bad Bad. LMFAO Terrible.
I couldn't believe that this movie promised so much in terms of blood, gore, and nudity.... I had initially thought that the movie may have been some sort of joke or spoof, but it turns out that it was nowhere near intentional comedy.
NUDITY: ....In the film I found absolutely no nudity, at least nothing that was notable. I wouldn't have wanted to see the female character naked anyway, she was quite different from what I'd call "pretty".
BLOOD & GORE: ....CHEESEY! I could barely handle the cheese of the blood and gore. It was something terrible. One scene it appears as though the director decided to use obviously plastic props, instead of just using some cow intestines, similar to NOTLD, which is a thousand times better directed than this.
THE EFFECTS: Super super fake. He uses a cheap MS Paint style CG to generate the effects of the baseball launcher/spud gun thing, and then he uses CG to show "blood" coming from the zombies heads. LMFAO terrible.
Overall I personally give it a (negative) -10 out of 10 stars. This movie is so much worse than Zombie Nation (really really crappy), and I didn't think that was possible.
Zombie Nation (2004)
WTF? This film doesn't quite make sense.
Seriously crappy movie.
First off, the movie starts with a cop and his partner parked outside of a warehouse/furniture store. The "bad" cop takes a girl, which they had pulled over, into the warehouse's attic, while the newbie cop sits outside and ponders what could be happening up there. The "bad" cop eventually returns with a heavy duffel bag, and the newbie cop doesn't think there are any problems, but he still wonders what was in the bag, so he asks, gets a bullshit response, and then he thinks everything is OK (for now).
The "bad" cop repeats this process, and even once with a tit scene (made it slightly better). But eventually people start to catch on, which took awhile considering how f***ing obvious it was. One girl gets a voodoo curse placed on her just in case she dies, like ya do. Now, the "bad" cop eventually kills this magically protected bitch, and then he gets rid of the duffel-bagged body.
Since she had the oogey-boogey magic put on her, she comes back with lots of eye-shadow on, which is supposed to indicate that she may be a zombie... also, the magic curse causes all of the other girls to become "eye-shadow monsters". Some of the girls meet up with a dude, who is apparently a currency specialist, and he offers them a ride (they look normal to him apparently). But when the girls see other people, such as the one girls husband, he freaks out because she is hideous (some people freak out, but others don't even notice).... massive plot hole.
So, to wrap it up, the eye-shadow monsters kill the "bad" cop, who in turn ends up becoming a zombie in the last scene. It was as though they were trying to prep us for a sequel! Like anyone would want to see part 2 of this cow dropping.