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Aanrijding in Moscou (2008)
Complete utter rubbish
The title says it all. As a Belgian myself I'm ashamed Belgium's movies always end up like this piece of horrible poo. There have been very good Belgian movies "De zaak van Alzheimer" 'De hel van tanger". But this .. this .. arrgghh. Thanks for another humiliation for Belgium. This rubbish has no boundaries. and it's supposed to be funny at times don't make me cry. Only watch this movie if you are Deaf , Blind , Retarted. Or have plans for mass suicide bombings. For starters the acting is horrible and the story is horrible. Whatever they wanted to show us it's blinded by the silliness of this movie.
I cannot warn you enough.
0/10
Crank: High Voltage (2009)
Bah.. Expected A lot More.
I'm gonna do this short.
The First Movie imo was A Perfect Action-Packed killer movie which was just amazing. Couldent find any con. As soon as I heard there was gna be a second I jumped like f.ck I went to the Cinema to this; I didn't left but if it wasn't for my 8 Bucks I'd left. It's just insane it's maybe the purpose of this film but it's to freakin' insane the points in the movie where he needs to recharge are just sh.t nothing spectacular to it. Then there's the Nudity I don't have a lot against nudity I even like nudity (YEAH BITCH)but it was to much to still reckon this movie as a good movie. There were some moments where it was real funny but it absolutely didn't redeem this movie of its crappyness. I can imagine the actors laughed their ass.s of to this film, nothing else. Then the end oh boy.. one of the worst endings I've ever seen ! Complete bs.. Well I'm very disappointed.. very. Especially with Jason.
See this movie when your drunk or on weed only.
Star Trek (2009)
w00t w00t w00t.
Just saw this film and... WHOA. As a Star Trek fan I've been waiting like 2 years to see the film. As i have experienced a lot, I am disappointed afterwards. But with this movie, not a chance. I enjoyed every SECOND of it and I was watching at my watch whole the movie wishing it wouldn't end. As it has a descent length the movie is very enjoyable. I just love the way how the actors blend in in their roles, you can really see Bones his unique dialogs with Cpt. Kirk. One thing bothers me Uhura is way to sexy in that mini-skirt to wonder why no one ***** her before she had a relationship with a Vulcan. (..) Anyway I loved the way "Old Spock" came in the movie, his role was short but so good. The role from Cpt. Nero is good as well, same counts for everyone else. The die-hard trek fans won't have much to bitch moan and cry about this movie. Cus it really follows up good.. Anyway I hope it won't end with this movie. I hope they will at least make a trilogy...
95/100
The Transporter (2002)
Awesome, ignore the bad reviews.
I can't understand why so much people hate this movie or the Transporter films, this movie is great ! Yes it often has it's 'Impossible scenes' but what movie hasn't ? Look to Die Hard, look to f(u)cking Indiana Jones look to Freakin' James Bond... The action is fast it has good soundtracks (!) so if you get the chance to buy/rent this movie Do It.
I absolutely love the role of the Transporter he does it superbly. If you have the chance look the other ones too... they're equally good.
For me this movie deserves at least an 8/10. Hence I'm giving it a 10 :)
AVPR: Aliens vs Predator - Requiem (2007)
It's a shame
As most of you already have seen AVP doesn't get a lot of good reviews, nevertheless they get terrible reviews. I however does not find AVP a terrible movie (refers to the 1st one) now the review begins with the 2nd title: As a hardcore Alien & Predator fan I was excited about this sequel, it sounded AWESOME-O. But the first 15 minutes past by and I said: Oh noes ! I was like wtf ? Why the hell are they setting on EARTH?! that's so full of bs. They could've don't this 10x better. Even the Super Alien looks cheesy. The acting is cheesy, the sequel is cheesy. This fu*king film is cheesy. I was very disappointed in this movie. If you're a fan like me, M/b buy it but i recommend to rent it.
Dragonball Evolution (2009)
Dragoncrap
Hehe.. *chuckle* I don't even know why I am writing this review. Perhaps the movie literally sucks ? Yes, you heard me sucks. Anyone who has seen the original Dragonball Z anime's probably are looking very hopefully to this movie. So did I. I went to the cinema with a few friends with loads of expectations. Didn't care if there were not-known actors. And i swear the first 52 seconds of the movie passed and I said: " I want my money back" But i didn't leave hoping of seeing a bit Dragonball ? No- this movie is so utterly crap I think it makes the writers of Dragonball Z cry. Extremely cheesy- acting, plot, story, this movie is 1hour 20min long what the f*ck ? It almost feels like they want this piece of misery as soon as possible. GOD THIS MOVIE IS SO SH*T. You already know what happens near the end. Everything deserves a -50/10. When the credits came I nearly shat myself. I went home sat in the sofa and watched the Original cartoons. Do yourself a favor and do the same.
1/10 Abysmal.
Half-Life (1998)
Run,Think,Shoot,Live What the hell do you want more ?
Half-Life has been a truly revolutionary step in the FPS and regular Gaming history. It has been defined often as: 'The best game ever made' and the title still lives up to it. As you have definitely already played Half-Life (who the hell hasn't ?!) I won't tell the story. The gameplay is ridiculously good ! Every weapon is so awesome to play, from the Crowbar to the RPG. AI for the time in the 90's you can't compare to these for example: FEAR, Crysis, Cod, But hey.. For other things then that, and I'm actually giving a ridiculously Con here.. Me and my friends talked about Half-Life and I had an urge to get my original HL disc and shove that disc in my PC ! Run,Think,Shoot,Live What the hell do you want more ? Even now people are debating about who the mysterious 'G-man' can be this maybe will all be explained in Half Life²- Episode 3. Other then that I can't say anything more then SOLID gameplay, intense story, kick-ass gaming, f*cking RUSH.
"Wisely done Mr.Freeman, I will see you up ahead."
BioShock (2007)
This little fish looks like he got his cherry popped, wonder if he still got some ADAM on him..
Hehe, Bioshock, I can still remember buying it and beating it in one time, what an experience ! First of all to explain the story, You are a man on a plain going to a destination, unlike everything plane crashes and you swim to the nearest platform, this platform is 'Rapture' A utopia under the Atlantic ocean. Very quickly you can see what kind of thoughts they put in this game. From politics, to Graphics, A city where no man must not bow under the means of: Chatolism, presidents, MAN. other then that it shows yet again the conflicts of man with power. Power results to the need of more power, hence the massacre in Rapture. I don't understand why this game deserves a 18+ rating it isn't that scary.. It has great gameplay and atmosphere but please, it isn't SAW IV you know.. As you advance in the game you will get to a point where you will have to depend at you're moral abilities. eg. Little Sisters, They carry ADAM, ADAM, will give you powers, (Cool powers... Like shooting wasps and Ice cold helium or Fire) But the girl will Die, if you let her choose to live, you will get half of the ADAM hence you will have to survive with less powers. (I didn't choose to kill the girls, I'm happy i didn't ;D) I could tell a helluva lot more but i need to rush to bed. Read other comments you will only see positive comments.
9/10
Halo: Combat Evolved (2001)
Over-hyped.
This game imo is a game for the younger crowd. You cannot compare this game to good shooters like: DooM, FEAR, HALF-LIFE, QUAKE , etc.. This game isn't bad.. It's not great tho, not too good graphics, enemies of which you can 'lol' at and go trough whole the game using pistol and mêlée... This is the same for the 2nd and the 3rd game of Halo. Don't misunderstand me Halo isn't bad... Not at all enjoyable shooter, but it's corrupted with teens of 11 years with Mic's spamming whole the time.. ffs.. especially on Xbox Live. If you can get this on the 2nd hands or loan it. Gameplay doesn't take long too 5-8 hours. I know I'm sounding like a bitch but for me this isn't a good game as you read on the back of the case... This game is not highly re-playable 6/10
Punisher: War Zone (2008)
The Punisher has punished me enough with letting me look to this movie.
OK, let me explain The people who have seen the first Punisher movie do NOT look at this one, it's such a piece of trash. Impossible things happen here, 50 men storming the building in with AK-74 Frank Castle takes his 9-mm and kills everyone. .. Ahh please ! It's like he's freakin' unstoppable in this film. In the previous setting of The Punisher you would live with the character that his family has been killed, and that Frank Castle transforms in The Punisher, along with great scenes. All what you have read was positive for the First movie for the 2nd movie this all turns out negative. I thought it was gonna be a sequel with the same actor you can say: Yaay ! There is no 'Yaay' in this case..
Bottom Line Crap movie.
Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots (2008)
Words will not describe this piece of art.
Well, as you may have read other reviews about this title this one will mark again a 10/10. When i bought this game i fist had no idea what 'Metal Gear Solid' was I had heard it was a tactical game. I sought to an average game. Reading all the comments about MGS 4 had impressed me. Assoon i pushed my Disc into my console system I knew what the hype was all about. The first seconds you can see a visual beauty to the eye. An immense object detail where everything to the most detail is expressed. Papers flying around cause of the plains, Blood at it's most realistic way. And with an poetic storytelling of whom had not seen before. Snake aka. Solid Snake/Old Snake tells that war is an overall natural case. War is now not meant for solving problems, it is done by the pleasure of man. Using ID-tagged guns and ID-tagged armor everything is done by a vast system called SOP. Snake at his mission he is send to rendezvous with Rat Patrol Team 01. As the opening scene ends and Snake is send into action, The game begins. Trough the journey Snake will encounter various enemy's Eg: Gekko's. Huge metallic heavy-armored 'tanks' Which must be avoided at all costs. And the PMC soldiers. How you will kill and/or sneak every single one of them is your choice. You can stealth assassinate all of them using the all-star CQC (Close Quarters Combat)Or do them to sleep and sneak and silence the rest of them using your guns. Every weapon is unique in Metal Gear Solid it has a different recoil, different damage these are all easy and fun to handle. As you might have read some people are complaining about the Cutscenes who may be annoying at times. Even I as a FPS fan, have not even felt this so called 'Irritable' case. Every cut-scene is told superb and as I said; A beauty for the eye with the visual effects. I must admit that when the 2nd act started a huge amount of cut-scene was thrown at you. But never the less the gameplay cooped for it with a big smile. The weapon system is very clever, throughout Snake's mission he meets DREBIN. A weapon launderer with a Monkey with him. After a chat Snake agrees with Drebin. Whenever you pick up a gun that you have to your possession ammo will be send for that particular weapon. Whenever you encounter an ID-tagged weapon you can call Drebin to launder it for you hence making this weapon 'shootable'. Throughout the game you will earn 'Drebin Points' (DP) these DP's can be used to purchase guns,grenades,goodies. Be smart full with these points. Do not waste them in once because they are very useful. As the storyline continues you encounter Naomi.(SPOILER AHEAD) Naomi tells you Snake does not have long to live anymore. The FOXDIE in Snake his body will mutate and Snake will be a biological bomb and a danger to everyone around him. As Snake cannot reproduce and he is only a tool by The Patriots, Snake has nothing to lose. Hene making him even more powerful. Throughout the battle you only don't have to look at your HP but at your 'Psyche' too. Too much stress Eg. Being detected by the enemy and choppers with rocket launchers being fired at you will increase the 'Stress factor' of Snake increasing his Psyche. The encouragement of Psyche will demote: Accuracy,movement, ability in combat. Watchout for this. As the psyche goes forward as the super realism Snake will sometime Vomit. This is just a small detail of the realism in MGS. I cannotsayanymore about this game then 'Perfect' 'Awesome' or any other good comment. Another thing then ultimate storyline, kick-ass gameplay is the voice-casting. I feel like I've landed in a Spielberg movie surrounded with performances of top-notch quality. The voice of Snake and Liquid are overall 'perfect' you feel like you're standing between them in a legendary fight, legendary discussions. As you near the ending of MGS 4 and the last cut-scene, I can assure you there might be a tear. I admit, there were were some with me. Not something to be ashamed of with this game. Or should i say: METAL GEAR SOLID. This piece of art deserves nothing less then a Solid 10/10.