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Death Run to Istanbul (1993)
Be afraid, be very afraid
Some movies are bad, and as such are enjoyable if for no other reason that they are easily ridiculed. Or, that its clear that the producers intended the movie to be bad, and did not take it seriously. This movie is beyond bad, it sucks on a level I have rarely seen before, and the actors clearly think that they are in some high budget "A" film. The creature in the movie, which I believe was a body building Ru-paul, was probably the most disturbing part of this movie. The only movie I can think of that was decidedly worse was a movie called "Flight to Danger". I had the misfortune of buying "Women who kick butt", a 5 DVD 10 movie set on clearance. I'll have to see if the remaining 8 movies are the same sort of drek as these.
Flight to Danger (1995)
Who let the cast vote for this movie?
I have seen a lot of horrible movies. Many are bad enough to be funny in their own right. Clearly 4 of the people in this movie voted "10" on this fiasco. The director / star of this video cast a bunch of no-talent wannabe actors and actresses, to perform with a script that is choppy, discontinuous and completely uncompelling. The attempt to make California look like Paris was lost when the Palm Trees on the strip came into full view. Save yourself the hour and a half of misery and suffering and read a good book, because this movie is unwatchable.