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Ambulance (2022)
6/10
Michael Bay for a drone for his birthday
23 April 2022
Check your brain at the door.

It's a wild ride, that makes NO SENSE.

You have to keep remembering.... it's a Michael Bay film.

Oh... and he LOVES drone footage.
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Tron: Legacy (2010)
3/10
$13 Million for Wardrobe - $0 for plot development
21 December 2010
Oh come on? You've got to be kidding me....

In 1982, TRON changed the face of the industry introducing us to ground breaking stuff that had just never been seen. The plot, while a bit esoteric, gave us some really cool water-cooler "what if" situations and the movie inspired art, music and of course future film...

Jump to nearly 30 years later, and all we have is music and vision. (but not in all of the film). Plot has been dragged off kicking and screaming, shot in the head and buried in a shallow grave somewhere out behind silicon valley.

Here's a brief run down:

Music: Daft Punk, so it's going to be intense and "funky-cool", and it is... They even make a pretty cool (if not clichéd) Cameo to

3D: Well it is AWESOME when it's used - but with the "Some scenes were deliberately left in 2D" message at the front of the film, it feels like they ran out out budget and made an excuse why they didn't cover the whole film...

Young Jeff Bridges: In X-Men 3 the anti-aging effect of Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen is fabulous... in this movie, Young Jeff looks like a dodgy cut scene from a PS2 Game. Bad animation and syncing and just unrealistic... and before you say it was "supposed" to be that way because he's in a computer - DON'T - it still looks sh*t... considering all the "Perfect World" baloney.

Plot: NON-EXISTENT, it's like they didn't even try - Kid loses dad, rebels with some small redeeming characteristics, finds dad, loses dad again but with life lessons but still reforms... *sigh - yawn *

They spent so much trying to make the few decent 3D scenes look cool they forgot that todays audience still needs a plot. I was annoyed that AVATAR ripped off some many other plots, but AT LEAST IT HAD ONE.

If all you want is 20 mins of decent 3D - go see the first 30 mins of the film, but talk to your friends for the first 10...

If you want something with a plot... read the popcorn box.. it will be more engaging.
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5/10
Fight Fight Fight Fight
26 December 2002
I get the feeling that Tolkien really wanted to see how long it was possible to string someone along for a fight sequence.

Now I'm not talking about a WWF Smack Down event... but one bloody long battle... split into a few separate sections with the occasional joke thrown in.

It really seems to me that this movie, and indeed the book, was an attempt to display a blood lust that, quite frankly was not needed.

Don't get me wrong... Special effects are some of the best I have ever seen, all though the chromakey (spelling?) shots of the boys riding on the tree creature (name eludes?) were a bit disappointing.

All up a great battle sequence that went for 2 hours too long... and for someone who was considered to be a creative visionary, why would he put such a trite monologue for Sam at the end...

Flame away!

Stuart
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