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Moment by Moment (1978)
The most unromantic movie,but yet funny in all the wrong places...
I finally saw this stinker after hearing so much about it and it does deserve the bad reviews it's received.I don't mind romantic movies,as long as the two leads have chemistry,but Travolta and Tomlin have none.I know how Tomlin got cast and that was because her partner wrote and directed it,but still,Tomlin is no romantic lead.A great comedienne,but not a romantic actress by a long shot..A couple of scenes made me laugh and that was when Strip said he felt "cheap" when Trish just wanted to have sex with no commitment.How many guys would say they felt "cheap"? And the other one was when Strip got all upset when he told Trish he loved her,but she didn't say it back to him.He ran off like a baby that didn't get what he wanted..I kept thinking that Travolta's sister Ellen looks a little bit like Lily and the sex scenes between John and Lily seemed a little weird...If you're going to make a romantic movie,make sure it has passion and make sure it has depth.This has neither one...In real life,Strip would never be attracted to Trish,so the movie is implausible for that alone..The reviews speak for themselves and the critics were right,but I guess this could be considered a camp classic and a guilty pleasure,so maybe that's all it deserves to be and nothing more..
Freddy Got Fingered (2001)
Money wasted....
Gross.Stupid.Annoying...and that describes the main character as well as the movie itself.I don't know who the idiot was that gave the green light on this pile of crap,but they should never work in movies again.An embarrassment for Rip Torn,Anthony Michael Hall and Julie Hagerty.I just hope they got a pretty good paycheck out of this..The movie is a series of unfunny/gross/childish slapstick and sight gags thought of by the star and director(if you call him either one of those)Tom Green..It deserved all of its Golden Turkey Award wins and thankfully,Mr.Green has never directed another movie again..I have never wanted to strangle a character like I did in the first few minutes and have never wanted a character to fail or get beaten up either.Maybe that was the point.I don't know..I'd rather watch "Manos,the Hands of Fate" or a Coleman Francis movie instead..Listen,Tom Green,just because you think you can direct and write a movie or even act in a movie,does not mean you should,OK?
The Sellout Diaries Volume 1 (2002)
pathetic..
This guy is just telling you his opinions and there's no scientific fact of what he's talking about.He's probably just jealous when he sees black women with white guys because they don't want him.He's trying to convince others and make them believe what he does,since he doesn't agree with dating outside your race.I say,GET OVER IT! Listen,just because you date or marry outside your race doesn't mean you're going to FORGET your race and no one make you FORGET your race,right? And if you do,then that's the person's fault.Not the other person.If this guy is SO concerned about being black,then maybe he should try helping those young black men who are getting into trouble and possibly going to jail.Provide some kind of job program instead of lining his pockets with this video.Maybe he should help other blacks in finding a job or getting off of welfare or doing drugs;the list goes on.If this guy was really serious about helping his race,then he wouldn't do it with something like this.Love is love and it doesn't have a color.I should say,it doesn't have one color.If someone is truly honest and sincere about who they're in love with,then more power to them.Let's face it,all races are stuck on this earth and we're going to have to learn to get along with one another,so let's make the most of it as we can,OK? Maybe if we all dated outside our race,then maybe we would have a better understanding of one another and quit being so ignorant..
The Werewolf of Washington (1973)
Unintentionally funny...
I saw this by way of Elvira and it was pretty bad,even though there was some unintentional humor in a few scenes.What I noticed is that when Dean Stockwell turns into a werewolf,his suit is never messed up or torn.Plus,it looks like the same suit every time he turns into one.What I'd like to know is what that midget was working on when Dean as the werewolf came in? It looked like the Frankenstein monster,with the big shoes and everything,even though I only saw part of it.And there was this guy in a cage on the far left.What was the midget making down there?And why was Dean as the werewolf acting like a dog? I mean,he even licked the midget a few times.He seem tame,but not like before when he killed those other people. I'm assuming it was the boiler room.It didn't make sense,whatever they were making or doing and it was never explained.What I also noticed is when Dean is turning into the werewolf in the helicopter,how come he doesn't try to get out?Why just sit there? I know,I know,I shouldn't take this movie seriously,right? I did like Dean's performance,even though he really didn't have much to do when he was the werewolf..I kind of liked the ending,even though they didn't show it..I give it a 4,I guess.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
My God,where do I begin?
Well,well,I wish I knew where to start,but here goes: Young man works at some software company and strikes a million dollar deal.He runs into some blonde girl who he went to school with years ago and they hook up and begin a relationship.He meets her mom.Her mom thinks she should get a real estate job instead of being a lingerie model,but is happy for her when she gets to work for Victoria's Secret.All of that happens in the first 45 minutes.They go out of town and get a room and then there are eagles hoovering outside their window and they make their escape.They meet another couple who happen to have machine guns or Uzis,which they never seem to run out of ammo and begin killing the birds.These birds fly around,attacking people and running into cars and exploding,but these birds look more like something you'd see on a video game than something truly horrifying..OK,I'll stop there,but I have a few questions: When the couple stop on the side of the road when they see a guy with a cowboy hat,the guy wants their gas,but Rod(the "lead" actor)tells the man they need it.The guy has a gun and points it at Rod,so Rod goes to the back to get the gas and when the guy is ready to leave with the gas,a bird swoops by and kills him.Now,the gas canister is left behind.How come Rod didn't get it,if he told the guy they needed the gas??..I noticed they seems pretty relaxed when they're having a picnic out in the open.You have birds trying to kill you and you're going to have a picnic OUT IN THE OPEN?? They couldn't eat in the van instead? Much safer,especially if you have 2 kids with you,right? By the way,they got the kids from a vehicle whose family were killed by the birds before the man in the cowboy hat took their gas..I guess I could go on about the editing and the sound,but you have to see it for yourself..It is have been said that this is worse than Troll 2 and you know something? I believe them.You might agree as well..Enjoy!!
Night of the Dribbler (1990)
Foul!!!
I wasn't expecting much when I rented this,but thought I'd check it out,since I like Fred Travalena.I remember him from the late night talk shows and thought he was the next Rich Little.He plays 3 roles in this and tries to be funny,but it doesn't work most of the time.I could tell that the movie was trying to be funny and there are a few chuckles,but not much for 87 minutes.I mean,the movie drags with a capital D..There is no horror,even with the murders of the basketball team,but it takes a long time to get to them..You can probably figure out who's committing the murders a mile away,but I won't say who.This movie is bad,but not as bad as The Gingerbread Man.
The Eye Creatures (1967)
They just didn't care....
First of all,this is a remake of Invasion of the Saucer Men,but this movie isn't near as good as that one.Why? Lousy script.Bad "special" effects and last,you can SEE that some of the Eye Creatures only have the headpiece on and that's it! Some are wearing black shirt and pants and tennis shoes.Plus,it goes from day to night and back again in one shot! The so-called "night" shots look as though they were filmed in the afternoon.And let's not forget the title either.The original title was The Eye Creatures,but I think when it was re-released,some idiot decided to add "Attack of the" on the front to make it "Attack of the the Eye Creatures"..I've seen this by way of Mystery Science Theater 3000 and believe me,that's the only way to view this.Not unless you like movies that move slowly..Bad? Yes.Fun to watch on a rainy night? Maybe.As bad as "Plan 9"??? You be the judge..Have fun!!
The Beast of Yucca Flats (1961)
The longest 60 minutes ever filmed....
Where does one begin?? This could have been a decent little horror movie in capable hands,but remember,this is a Coleman Francis movie after all.What does the beginning of the movie have to do with the rest of the movie? A girl just got out of the shower and the title character starts choking her.She doesn't put up a struggle nor does she scream.The only sound is a ticking alarm clock and that's it..After that,we get a lot of silly narration("flag on the moon.how did it get there?" huh?),characters talking off screen and so on.A nuclear bomb goes off and Tor Johnson turns into the Beast,which he actually looks like he fell asleep in his oatmeal.Tor kills a man changing a flat on his VW and takes his wife(who he chokes in the backseat of the car)up in this cave.Some cops find the wife and carry her down,but then,in the next shot,you see the cops,but not the wife! How did a dead woman escape from 2 cops in the first place? Then,you have 2 boys wander off while their dad looks for them,while he's being shot at by one of the cops in the helicopter.How does the cop know that the father is the beast?? There's a scene stolen from North by Northwest when the cop is shooting at the father from the helicopter and the father is running like Cary Grant..what else??? The 2 boys hide in the Beast's cave,but escape when the Beast is sleeping..Bad script,bad directing,no acting involved by anyone and bad lighting...If you must see this,then I suggest the MST3K version.Trust me,you'll thank me later!!