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Van Helsing (2004)
OH MY GOD MANOS 2!!!
Stephen Sommers should be found guilty of destroying, corrupting and ruining the most beloved movie monsters to walk across the screen. My questions is how can somebody, who is educated, experienced in directing and writing, given a great cast and crew, completely destroy great fictional characters and absoulutly fail to tell a story.
The only saving graces of the film (if it can be so called) it the great talent that the cast had to shove into thier roles. And while I admit, the scenery looks good, the story will have you shaking your head. The CGI was over the top (MORE HUGE JAW EFFECTS), the plot was empty, the twists were pointless and the changes to the "Dogma" of the Monster Characters irritating.
Only Stephen Sommers could create this garbage. I beg and plead anybody with the power, PLEASE MAKE HIM STOP!!!
In Your Face (2002)
Could have been better
This film had such promise!! What a great idea, an underdog paintball team struggling for recognition and personal glory, only to lose it's speed due to bad dialoge, poor editing and a half-written story. The characters in the beginning were interesting, only to lose steam half way through to become one dimensional people sputtering out tired one-liners.
Maybe if they spent some more time on the story and dialoge it would have been a great movie, instead of a almost afterthought effort.