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Bone Sickness (2004)
Passable gore but laughable execution!
There's no doubt in this viewer's mind that Brian Paulin has his heart in the right place but Bone Sickness is not a great indie film. The gore effects are at times rushed and very ineffective and the acting is a bit lacking BUT the pyro effects are pretty impressive considering the budget.
I know what your thinking... So what?! What can one expect from low budget films? Well, not much... However, considering the wealth of talented competition out there, this film just doesn't make the cut.
Why stare at a soggy piece of bread and act like its a slice of hearty Chicago pizza? Call me a jerk but it is what it is folks.
Side Note: The only really good thing I remember seeing in this film was Darya Zabinski's beautiful rack. Mmmmm creamy nipples... (drooling) For that, I am grateful to Mr. Paulin...
Other than that, I give Morbid Vision Films a pat on the back for a decent effort and wish them well on future productions.
Exile (2008)
Mike Conway just may be the next John Carpenter...
Anyone who is familiar with Mike Conway's work, will immediately recognize this solid effort as his best yet.
This delightful tribute to Sci-Fi classics will have genre fans drooling like Pavlov's dog.
If you enjoy B films, you will be pleasantly surprised by Midnight Sun Entertainment's latest offering: "Exile". Directed & Produced By: Mike Conway.
This film has it all... Clever storyline, good actors, tongue in cheek visual FX and a monster that only a true Kaiju fan could love.
Exile is not your stereotypical example of independent cinema. This film actually has heart. As you will see for yourself, if you choose to treat your mind to some Sci-Candy.
Keep an eye on this guy because like it or not, he's on his way to becoming a Hollywood Director.