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Experimenter (2015)
one of worst films ever made
total utter waste of time, this is so flat and boring i am just shocked anyone read this script and thought it was useful for anything but wiping the arse with. avoid this pile of crap at all costs
you can not possibly of seen a more boring film in your entire life.
i hate it so much that ill never watch a film again with any of the stars of this junk, they clearly are at the bottom of their careers
this is not a film its a punishment inflicted on your brain, do not watch it please.
the cure for insomnia has been found, just watch this film !
any one that gave this more than 3 out of 10 has no taste in films and/or is a crew member.
Cloud Atlas (2012)
Rubbish film i hated it
This is one of the worst films I've ever seen , i hated it. 46minutes into it a character says " if you no help i in trouble dead" yeah the scripts in trouble dead ! , you need subtitles to understand the gibberish spoken in the futuristic scenes which we don't get.
the futuristic Korea is like a bad video game you wouldn't bother to play unless your IQ is below 55 the plot line about an old composer is too boring for me to even explain.
i kept thinking what a load of mumbo jumbo crap as i sat through 2 hours 45 of drivel. im watching crap on screen for 3 hours. the films like the ramblings of a mentally ill schizophrenic, i couldn't care less if these separate tales are supposed to interweave its just so damn boring. at 1hour57 someone says " there is 1 last thing id like you to see" my immediate thought was please god let it be the end titles ! some scenes feel like a bad bbc TV show , the CIA should show this film to terror suspects, im sure it would work quicker than water boarding in getting a confession if the CIA promise to switch this film off if they confess . late in the film someone blows their brains out..if only the screenwriter had done that i wouldn't have wasted 3 hours of my life. look at other reviews by people who hated it, we are right. p.s IMDb why are we forced to give this 1 star or higher ? some films deserve a score of 0 and this is one of them.
Carjacked (2011)
Complete load of rubbish don't bother watching
wow carjacked sucks ! rubbish script, crap story, boring story, really really boring story. Watch a good crime film like " the getaway " with Steve Mcqueen, but don't waste your time on carjacked it sucks PS ending is idiotic, the baddies run over by a car so hard he'd be dead no question...but no he gets up still able to hold a gun ! this had to be written by someone with maggots for brains and an IQ of 25.
How do film makers decide to make a film like this ? who in their right mind could have read the script and said yes thats a good story ? if you want to be entertained do not watch this awful crap.
98% of the scenes in this film are of 2 or 3 people driving in a car..we see nothing of the scenery they would travel past making this some of the worst cinematography I've ever had the misfortune of watching, i cant warn you enough to stay clear of this stinker of a movie
Another Earth (2011)
worst film of 2011 by far
id like to have given a score of 0 but IMDb wont let me, the other reviews on IMDb that gave it a score of 1 have said it all really, idiotic story, so boring you'll want to walk out of the cinema within 20 minutes and go spend your time doing anything other than watch this dire excuse for a film. The screenplay is so bad it must be a contender for worst script ever made in the history of mankind, in future version of final draft screen writing software i hope they ad artificial intelligence and tell screenwriters that although they've formatted a script well placing character names and dialogue in the correct places on the page the content is complete and utter shite ! please please do anything but watch this film.. go clean your toilet, rake up some leaves, dust your home, put out some waste food for birds..do anything but waste your time watching crap like this, thanks for reading my review i should have convinced you to save yourself from an hour and a half of misery and boredom.
Henry's Crime (2010)
so boring i couldn't concentrate on it
this is so dull and boring, i cant believe my friend bought the DVD, in fact shes taking it back to the store as she also admits its the worst keanu reeves film ever. its more of a play than a film. It shouldn't have been made as a film, keanu is wrongly jailed for bank robbery and then we have to endure a seriously long drawn out boring tale of him becoming a theatre actor so he can rob the bank via the theatre next to the bank, snore alert zzzzzz. i was so bored by the story, there are plenty of good films on this topic eg heat or point break but henrys crime is hopeless ill never watch it again as long as i live. Overall its the story thats the let down, i just couldn't get into it, you watch movies to be entertained, this just frustrates and bores you.
Little Miss Sunshine (2006)
A film for paedophiles to enjoy every1 else will hate it
If i could give a score of 0 i would. This film is one of the most boring annoying movies I've ever made the mistake to rent on DVD. The fact it won 2 Oscars goes to show Oscars do not go to quality anymore but are handed out to who ever worked the voters the best (bribery is involved im sure). The films about a little girl who is taught to act like a stripper..hence why i say its designed to appeal to paedophiles. Anyone who likes it is clearly either a paedophile or has brain damage probably from drinking too much alcohol or illegal drug use. There is nothing good about this film..please also search IMDb for all the hated it reviews that also gave it a score of 1 out of 10 to see just how many people agree with me. Find a better way to spend 2 hours rather than watching crap like this. Rent a good film like Bladerunner or Donnie brasco or a good comedy like The naked gun or Airplane, little miss sunshine is the kind of crap script no big Hollywood studio should ever make, it shouldn't have even been printed out from who ever wrote its computer.
Knight and Day (2010)
possibly the worst film ever made
if there's a hell there's a cinema where your strapped to a chair and forced to watch knight and day for a 2nd time.The screenwriters should all be lined up and shot for making this pile of poo. Hollwood just keeps making terrible films these days and this is one of the worst in a long time. If your IQ is under 45 though i think you'll like it. Something is clearly very wrong in Hollywood if films like this get through all the filters to find the scripts to get made. It trys to be cool and funny but its just dreadful, the DVD goes on sale in UK in December and if anybody is stupid enough to buy it you have been warned. i hated it as much as Alexander the 2004 oliver stone rubbish film or little miss sunshine or eraser head the David lynch disaster, yep its that bad.
Couples Retreat (2009)
horrifyingly bad film one of worst ever made
Hollywood should be ashamed this film got made..i thought they employed readers to sift through all the scripts they get sent and pick only the best... anyway i only slightly laughed 3 times in this 1hour 50 minutes of shite. I will never ever allow my self to sit through a film this bad again..next time im hitting the stop button as soon as i know the films crap...for this film simply don't even rent or buy it its terrible. Its so boring you may want to commit suicide its that bad..how its classified as a comedy is beyond me. Naked gun is a comedy , couples retreat is a big steaming pile of poo, its just so stupid it may only appeal to people with Iq's less than 45 and that means retards
update im sorry i lied i sat through knight and day without walking out of the cinema thats another pile of poo !
District 9 (2009)
total rubbish don't bother watching this
one of the most stupid films I've ever seen. aliens who like cat food ! This is for the brain dead computer gaming generation i guess...but don't bother go and rent a classic film instead like Ghandi or Bladerunner there's just no point in watching this film..what do you get out of it? wheres the story? this is just another example of special effects taking over Hollywood at the expense of decent story's. Independence day or contact are far better or alien but district 9 will leave you bored to tears. How did this script..if there was one get past a reader and get recommended to be made? Id be embarrassed to have made a film like this. The hovering huge spacecraft is nothing new its just a copy of other films and TV shows like V