8Syx Reviews

X2 (2003)

X2

[10/10 · 29 November 2003]

X2 - I went into this movie having expectations of a 2/4 movie. I think I would go so far as to say this is the most perfect comic book movie of all time. 4/4 stars. There are no weaknesses here; it has a great and balanced story, amazing effects, two of the best scenes I've seen in recent action movie history (1. The army raids the school and 2. Pyro goes off on the police), great actors and characters, and an irritating but great cliffhanger ending. There isn't enough I can say that is good about this movie. I liked the Hulk very much (and was one of very few) , but sorry Mr. Lee, Singer's got it all over you.

The Witches of Salem: The Horror and the Hope (1972)

HIDEOUSLY BAD, WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN

[1/10 · 29 September 2003]

This is laughably bad. Nothing makes sense, it lacks cohesion and lighting abilities. HORRIBLE Dialogue and ACTING. HORRIBLE Dialogue and ACTING. I cannot explain this any better. Only watch this if you want to see a movie that is a hilarious train wreck, be my guest. I can't get over how bad this is. There is one scene involving girls making the stupidest pain groans (which are pointless and don't make any sense), it is SO FUNNY.

0/10, and I'm being nice.

Then Came You (2000)

If...

[16 August 2003]

If ABC had any brains whatsoever, they would have known what a great competetor this would have been with NBC's Thursday Nights. Try good Ads, buddies. Oh well. I would definitely give this about a 7.5/10, even though I only saw about 3 episodes. ABC is certainly one chaotic mess right now.