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Club Dread (2004)
MY GOD SAVE ME NOW!
I loved SuperTroopers and I am a big fan of all types of comedies. From Kung Pow to Trading Places. You could ask anyone of my friends and they would tell you I will sit down and watch a movie no matter how bad it is as long as its funny. This movie I sat down expecting a bunch. Sure it isnt on the top 250 list but hey, there's not a lot of good movies that are. In my eyes for a comedy that only a few people would like, it got good ratings.
This movie, as soon as I was done watching it, stole 10 years off my life. This movie was undoubtedly the WORST comedy ever. This movie definitely doesnt deserve to be seen as a good movie. How the hell did this movie get so many "10"s.
This movie was advertised to me as a comedy. There was very little humor and even then the jokes were very stale. Instead this movie tried to be a horror flik. Now personally I hate horror movies but if I can find a movie that can scare me, I will watch it. This movie didnt scare me, and didnt make me laugh. Because of this movie, I will probably not ever watch Super Troopers or any other Broken Lizard films that come out because of the horrible movie I saw today.
The 13th Warrior (1999)
Great Movie, but a little sketchy on parts.
I thought this movie, once I saw it for the first time, was one of my favorites ever. I loved the fight scenes, the actors, and a lot of other things. What even made me love this movie was the story "Beowulf". While I was reading it, I couldnt believe all of the similarities between the two. I loved the story as much as the movie. I continued to watch it whenever I was bored, and I continued to like it even more.
Then tonight, I decided to watch it since my roommate had been reading beowulf and he hadnt seen the movie. I looked at the movie as if I had hated it, and I noticed some stuff. Where did all of the horses come from? If they were "barbarians" or if they thought they were bears, how would they have been be able to breed their own horses? Where did they keep them all without anyone noticing? These few things were a little disturbing for me, but still didnt sway my opinion of this movie. I did rate this movie a 9, and for very good reasons.
If you havent seen it, DO IT!