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John Wick: Chapter 4 (2023)
Bottom line
I can summarize this movie in these lines
Wick killed 437 ennemies in a melee-range gunfight without taking damage!!!???
Wick is ammune to gravity and crushing. Have been falling from hights and hit by cars if a normal human was hit by or fall of. He d be in grave for sure. He stands up every time not even with a slight injury or dizziness. He litteraly continues fighing like nothing happenebed. Those hits and falls coule shake even a marvel hero!!!
The whole movie is about wick fighing huge numbers of assassins in middle of public places and streets. However we haven t seen a single cop!!!
7000 bullets were shot at him. None managed to hit his head and hand at least. When.
Bodies Bodies Bodies (2022)
a bunch of les.... teens fighting over a gun
If you want to watch a bunch of les..... teens fighting over a gun. This movie is for you! Go ahead, watch it, don't forget to enjoy it...... I can't believe where the cinema is heading with all these les..... and ga.... movies... JUST unbelievable.
The whole movie is about the girls talking about their teen-les.... problems and you have to sit there listening to them and watch them accusing and defending each other for super lame reasons. I can't believe there is someone out there who would think this is a movie worth watching, I gave it a three just because of the plot that seemed a little bit interesting.
The Night House (2020)
Here is a good way to keep asking yourself what's going on for 1h 30min then.....
I kept asking myself what's going on every minute for 1hour and 30minutes, and they explained everything in like 1 sentence. So I felt like they wasted 1.30 from my life for one sentence. Not only that, the explanation was so banal. It's been years since I rated a movie 1 but this one definitely deserves it, and I advice anyone reading this to not watch it unless you want to torture yourself for "nothing"
Storm Warning (2007)
Besides from the Gore This movie is bad
Ok let's start from the beginning
1: After they realized that the owners are crazy and dangerous, they still had time to have a shower and not run away instead
2: while in the shower, and being away of how maniac and dangerous and psychotic the owners are, they still left their clothes outside in the open. Later on they were surprised when they didn't find their clothes...
3: He spoke to her about the pot cultivations the owners are involved in loudly enough for anyone who's passing by to listen clearly to their dialogue. Which happened actually.
4: After killing the first guy, the couple had plenty of time and room to properly hide the body, instead they just put a cover on it and left it for anyone to see!
5: When he asked about his brother and saw his body hidden under the cover, he walked to wards it suspiciously wondering what's under that cover . The girl then to lure his attention run towards the door, he points his gun at her, and suddenly forgot about the body and left with her.
As Above, So Below (2014)
Worst movie I have seen since 2010
This movie is by far the worst movie I have seen since a decade. It's not scary at all, I felt like this movie was made for an 8 years old kid. So childlike, The main character is "science Fiction" Everything about her is supernatural. I really regret having watched that.
Penance Lane (2020)
worst horror movie ever
This is by far one of the worst horror movies I have seen in years. The acting is so ridiculous, the camera work is a disaster. dialogue is mediocre. Absolutely nothing good about this movie to deserve a 2 or 3